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[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №42590
 02.02.2011
The most pleasant are excited breasts. When the nipples harden like 2 tumblers in a plane. I want to take and swing.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №42589
 02.02.2011
From a friend’s story about his girlfriend:
No no, she is good! Sometimes I just want to shoot her in the head.

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №42588
 02.02.2011
I go home from work and see the fog. I think "Oh! The Poor. My garage is burning, my garage is burning. :(

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №42587
 02.02.2011
XXX: I attend a lecture.
xxx: the fuck, the predator sits talking about the security of the network
XXX: I am in his compass.
XXX: The photo pumped itself on the flash

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №42586
 02.02.2011
“Where are you with your wicked hero in the rectum?”? to

[ + 72 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42585
 02.02.2011
<Mort> Fuck help... I closed my brother on the balcony
<five_Fingers> What is it?
Mort: We pissed something, he went to the balcony for clothes, I went to the room and automatically closed the door, and went to myself.
<Mort> 15 minutes ago
<Mort> and it’s like a window, you can’t open it from the outside.
<Mort> I’m scared to get there!! to
<five_Fingers> you open and run))
<Mort> I approached and ran away!
<Mort> he looked at me through the door THAT... with this look you can cut the strawberries
<Mort> If I'm going missing, forgive me that five-hour

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №42584
 02.02.2011
Modern domestic realities would be much more consistent if the President of the Russian Federation, as the guarantor of the Constitution, at the inauguration would not put a hand on it, but a whore.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №42583
 02.02.2011
Before yesterday we went to a Korean restaurant in the private sector, we go in, we notice that opposite the entrance on the fence of the opposite house hangs an advertisement - "the missing dog."

[ + 60 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42582
 02.02.2011
Has no one paid for the internet?? to

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №42581
 02.02.2011
Tagged with: tux
There is no bad without good, Imho. Karoch, the situation: with his wife, something was lying about because of a fig of some insignificance, they reconciled immediately, but the precipitation on the soul, the hell is clear, they both remained. Each of us sits in our corner, pretending not to blow at all. And here in the homeopath someone starts to name. Okay, I think I’ll get rid of it!! On a wife, it is understandable, I can't break the anger, because I love her crazyly, and the pair must be released somewhere. I take the cellphone and not listening to who is there, with a persuasive and threatening intonation, I say: "You hear, you throw out the enot! Stay there! I’ll go down now, I’ll cut you off!" Of course, somebody swallowed it like the wind. Now I am grateful that religious fanatics are no longer coming to us, who have plagued us with their literature for a month.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №42580
 02.02.2011
<windyflower> It must be, the godmills are like people: the first thing after coupling the female eats the brain of the male

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №42579
 02.02.2011
xxx (14:11:20 1/02/2011)
Can we go to Egypt?

xxx (14:11:34 1/02/2011)
I want to "hui" on the pyramid to write while there is disorder

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