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[ + 82 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25507
 02.02.2010
In the news: "Russian mafia ranks first in the ranking of international criminal syndicates".
Comment to Article:
Obi-Wan: There are no Russians in this mafia. In Spain, the “Russian mafia” was somehow spotted: three Georgians, two Jews and a Ukrainian.

[ + 71 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25506
 02.02.2010
You won’t believe who I was in the movie yesterday! It was so nice (Lisa)
Anton, are you not answering?
It is Lisa. You won’t believe who I am now.

[ + 99 - ] Comment quote №25505
 02.02.2010
XXX: It was like that with me.
YYY: No-no let me tell you.
XXX: I walk in the street. It is already dark, at 12 p.m. I go adin on the street.
xxx: and suddenly out of the corner comes a two-meter bus and asks the mobile phone to call.
XXX: I think of it. I have to buy a new mobile phone and to avoid vandalism I give the phone.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
xxx: this frame takes the tube takes the number and grit in the tube
" and I stayed at Dimka at the time I will".
xxx: gives the tube and grit "Thank you brother waročil."
I have never experienced such a double shock.
Yyy: the intelligence of yyyy :)

[ + 55 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25504
 02.02.2010
With the Irish Day of St. Brigitte you, man.
And whom does he protect?
XXX: Is that fucking you? Ireland, let’s go out!

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №25503
 02.02.2010
Ohhhh... I dreamed of such sex all night!
WOW: And you woke up as a virgin, a moderator of a large forum and the owner of the X-box =)
HHH: Ah... which, in principle, is very even not bad)))

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №25502
 02.02.2010
What is your IQ?? to
I have Skype.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №25501
 02.02.2010
Cheeked
I broke up Senna.

Cheeked
Even the skier slapped.

Cheeked
Do you know what he said to me when he gathered the pieces that flew away from him (skies, sticks)?

Jaffa
? to

Cheeked
"Relationship "

Cheeked
I almost died.

Jaffa
and ahahah

Jaffa
Blessed

Jaffa
Patchwork

[ + 129 - ] Comment quote №25500
 02.02.2010
The crazy! Olololo walked with soup in one hand and bread in the other. On a piece of bread lay garlic. The garlic began to crawl. As a result: all the soup on the floor fucking along with the bread, but the garlic caught!:DDD

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №25499
 02.02.2010
AAAA, shoot me, I’ll blow up laughing!! to
WOW: What happened? amused
XHH: Yes, we have one guy in the office, he is a linguist by profession, knows Thai well. Well, when we were issued salary cards, he wrote a pin directly on it, saying that no one, except him, knows Thai, you can not burn.
WOW: Yes and what?
He arrived from Thailand yesterday. and annoyed. The card is lost!! Fuck, kill me, I’m going to break. Go straight to Thailand! Must be so! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Hide, here is the Thai who found it will be surprised: the European map, and on it the pin is written in their own way)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Well, it is very Russian.

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25498
 02.02.2010
Note: in the house with the doctor house on the whole chest, not to go to the interview in the pharmacy network.

[ + 107 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25497
 02.02.2010
I spoke with my cell phone in the ass, checked the mail, read the update in the best Abyss and only the shit then touched me that I was on the exam and the phone got to ride it >_<

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №25496
 02.02.2010
xxx: thank you, everything is well done, where I checked, it works everywhere. But! Somehow it didn’t go well that in the O company block, the class is called – tut-pizdyat. I changed it to info.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №25495
 02.02.2010
Mashaia
How to download a TV tuner?

IA
This is a device, not a program.)

Mashaia
I am aware

IA
About God...

[ + 71 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25494
 02.02.2010
We in the family, according to my wife, - "these are my breasts, this is my apartment, this is my car, these are my children and our member"

[ + 75 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25493
 02.02.2010
What time does your morning start?
yyy: at 7:20 )))
Is it easy to get up?
yyy: very easy, I usually get up, run, do the exercise of rubbing I do, I say to the forest and the sun "Good Morning" and with the song I run to work, on the road helping the poor and homeless )))

[ + 74 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25492
 02.02.2010
In the U.S. state of Florida, the body of a truck driver was found, who three years ago struck a $31−million jackpot. The remains were embedded at a depth of 1.5 meters in the courtyard of a private house. According to police, it was a murder.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №25491
 02.02.2010
I want to fall asleep and not wake up.
Ohhhh, I am so tired.
Why is everyone in a relationship and I am alone?
I have not had sex for so long that I will soon have a nervous breakdown!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Just shut up!! to

[ + 117 - ] Comment quote №25490
 02.02.2010
Ura-a-a a a a a! Lovely new Siberian people! 85% of Novosibirsk schools refused to teach forcibly enforced “the law of God!” Teachers, we are proud of you!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №25489
 02.02.2010
(Dialogue between the two players)
X: Go to the fuck!
A to Walk?
X: Aha, press the shift and go.

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25488
 02.02.2010
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