A set of characters of any American blockbuster, where a group of people are fighting for survival:
1- (obligatory, without him no how) "Negro"
2-"Chinese" (without him too, neither how)
3-"telka" (gender equality and all that)
4 stupid "healthy" (somebody has to get out of it)
5"Smart kid" (well, even if someone should be smart)
6-"class guy" who the same must survive
In the process of fighting for survival, they all die (or almost all)
Negroes always die first, but someone must be first.
2 - "Chinese", their billion, their worst is not a pity
3 - Healthy ", previously destroyed 99% of zombies / aliens / ants / cranes knows who else...
4 - the "smart little boy", with which he will be replaced by a calf and the "class guy" will have a choice, whom to save, the calf is better, she has what the "smart boy" does not have, such as a breast...
Remains alive "class guy" and "telka" pre-smoothed the creature that soaked the "baby".
She will be killed when she eats the baby and his glasses are stuck in her teeth.
All, the script is ready, I’ll go to Spielberg.

Everyone is filmed and filmed about time travel, as if no one had taught physics.
The Earth revolves around its axis, and around the sun, and with the sun around the center of the galaxy, and the galaxy also flies somewhere.
So, shift for 1 second and you are already at least on the orbit of the planet, a little more shift and already far, in the open space.
WOW and CHO? Interesting is.

by the author 16454:
Is it generally normal - to prohibit sharing meals or to prohibit taking undernourished with you? An ice cream license agreement?
My indignation would have had no limits if I had not died of a whimper.
If I buy food, I will do whatever I want with it.

F: It is a shame to engage the Ukrainian army with the delights of the Foreign Legion of France.
F: It’s like a kick-off at a country disco: give me a bucket, do you know how much Hollywood porn stars are paid?
B: You’re saying it doesn’t work!
F: Fuck, I didn’t do that...I didn’t know it worked.

The new two-storey cars. Two roofs on the couch. What was the difficult thing to do 4?
YYY: then the passengers could mistakenly begin to think that they are considered people, and this is a great danger.

xxx: AAAAAA I passed by the mirror and almost finished)))
What about the mirror?
I just passed by, and there was a mirror. This is how you walk alone, and suddenly you have a man in the apartment)))

XHX: A snowflake was melting on your lips and I thought, and how many unique and unique snowflakes were destroyed by the heat of human bodies?

AAA: Who are the candidates? Is Obama going to ballot?
bbb: Hillary Clinton and the second cough Sarah Palin. Obama is not a political body.
aaa: such - oh what tired of the intelligent in power, let's Bush choose, then - oh what tired of the white, let's the Negro, now - the shit, the Negro too, let's the grandmother

Talk to a regular client.
How did you know he was married?
He has a ring on his finger.
Does that mean he is married?
I: What does that mean?
It’s just that he has a ring.

What a shame!! Watson is transliteration, and Watson is transcription.

My girlfriend got married.

xxx: "Don't get married girls - there is a lot of dishes to wash"
Fuck the two!
We agreed here that Lisha is cooking - I am my dishes
Excellent layout of HD
In five minutes I took the word from him that he would buy me a dishwasher.
Chess and Mat

This foolish eblafon 6 bought,
I wrote it wrong))
4 thousand in the subway. Write correctly.

Progress is when you use Google Street View to look at a sign with a bank schedule.

Go to the IT department this morning:
Do you have a HTML cable?

A few days ago, I met on a forum discussion of mystical phenomena in Ostankino, wrote that I work on the territory of the telecenter, but never observed anything of the described phenomena there. A couple of hours later it turned out that I was a chain dog of the regime, a propagandist, a killer of little children and a virtual Dmitry Kiselyov in general, somehow it is even uncomfortable after that to admit that our office does not have any relationship with TV at all and just makes an office there.

The Economic:

Tired of paying for the Internet, the signal from the router weakens every year, and buy a new lazy (the old still works), but there is a moment when it ceases to give signs of life and I am already enjoying neighbors...

And then, from someone else’s internet, you will write somewhere angrily that everyone in the country is stealing.
And for food, for the apartment, dear, you are not tired of paying yet? What wide opportunities for further savings have opened up before you right now?

I am scared. I went to the bathroom yesterday (not very much). This morning on Yandex I read that the Ministry of Emergencies is looking for a source of unpleasant smell in Moscow and recommends not to leave the house without need.

XXX: Hello to everyone!
I want to buy a juicer because I am tired of throwing out apples. Not stored at all. Someone can recommend if you have experience.
YYY: A neighbor in the country made a hydraulic dome. Pleased as an elephant. It presses well. After drying, a dry wave is obtained.

I suspect that there is a policy of deterrence when issuing licenses for the purchase of weapons and permits for carrying / storing them: I bought myself injury to shoot, and from the evil uncles to fight off. Permission should have been issued already half a month ago as (according to the law period for issuance of a month). Call the (c) specialist
Q: Can I get permission?
C is the name?
I am... oh.
C is no. Until it is ready. Call in a week.
Q: Can I ask another question?
C: Ask the question.
I: Can you tell the Prosecutor’s Office’s phone number?
A: Here are your papers!! I did not immediately notice. Come to.

16:04, 1 February 2015

Governor of the Luhansk region Gennady Moskal accused the militias of using a psychological weapon – Russian pop music. This is by UNIAN.