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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №157571
 02.02.2022
The consumer basket will cease to be expensive if you add a little ammunition to the list of products of the first necessity.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №157570
 02.02.2022
At the time, the An-12 was flying with the boarding number of the USSR-11111, and the calling airfield of Salehard - "Virgo".
Flight 11111 approaches Salekhard:
Virgin, take five sticks per night.
The crew disappeared...

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №157569
 02.02.2022
The political lifehack.
You are not afraid of economic sanctions if you do not have an economy.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №157568
 02.02.2022
It was 10 years ago, in one very popular electronics store in Silicon Valley (Fry's - who knows now slid). I bought some shit there for $24.99 (whether it was a flash or a cable). I am going to pay by credit. Suddenly the electricity is cut off. The management of the store begins to rush, saying the cash casinos do not work, say only cash. Okay, I get my wallet. There is a tax on the goods, and not a simple, but 8.25%. The cashier calls the manager. The manager makes a calculation. And then the circus begins:



M: 24.99 * 8.25?

I: Are you completely crazy?

M: 24.99 * 0.825?

I: Well let’s go so :-)

M: 20.62, not so can not be...

We must not multiply, but divide.

I: So let’s go!



At this time in a loud voice: "Today in the store a grand sale, discount 8.25%!"

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №157567
 02.02.2022
My brother was the third child in the family. My mother brought it from the birthplace and turned it. He was long, but very thin. The eyes are round like the sows and the nose with a fifth.

We stand – I, Mom and Dad. The father looks at the son, then turns to his mother: "Something, Nadia, they get worse and worse with us every time! “”

My mother still remembers that phrase.

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