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[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №43868
 02.03.2011
I decided to enjoy the cat today. Little, fucking, he had joy in life - poured into a cup of water, poured valerian there. Not only that this shit got drunk like a pig, but also broke the cup =(

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №43867
 02.03.2011
Children's book of poems about machines:

"The wolf admitted: not disappointed
I’ve never been spotted".

And on the picture the wolf with a set of tools the engine is overtaking)))

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №43866
 02.03.2011
From the Women’s Forum:
Do you watch porn with your loved one?
Is he playing porn with you?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №43865
 02.03.2011
Loneliness is when you are often left alone with your pets.
One-on-one with the peelings is not loneliness...It is happiness!!!! to
Depending on which side)
WOW: Well, for the peelmen, of course, it’s a grief...

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №43864
 02.03.2011
10 years spent on an apartment in Moscow. I’ve gathered all the money and now I’m building a platinum palace on the moon. Moreover, the "Proton-m" and the rental of Baikonur cost me 1.6 square meters. of Moscow Khrushchev.

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43863
 02.03.2011
and in the morning. Fair marital sex. And in the best traditions of stealing ninjas - because a child can wake up with any wrong movement.
Suddenly there comes a loud sound.
Wife: I will find out who they are, I will do to them the same thing as you do to me.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №43862
 02.03.2011
I sit at work, I play in the basket, I don’t touch anyone. I turned the game and decided to work a little. The boss comes. Alt and Tab.
The epic fail.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №43861
 02.03.2011
Regina: the gift those on the DR invented - I am in new clothes!!! to

The region :)

Corabelle: great... I give you the same gift ))))))))), I am in new families

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №43860
 02.03.2011
and xxx
I work as an engineer of a construction laboratory. ))) work is good, I do not lift anything heavier than the pen and from 8.00 to 17.00, the difference is huge compared to my previous place, well, and the salary of the norms.
YYYYY
You have finished the windscape!! Sometimes it becomes very scary when a veterinarian works as an engineer in the construction of a nuclear power plant!!! to
ZZZZ
Soon we'll be playing at Stalker in Real XD

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