All people who don’t sleep will become cats in the next lifetime.
c) Bershia

XXX: You are so cute today
YYY: Because today started a few seconds ago and I haven’t had time to do anything yet?

I don’t understand you are mosque. My daughter (10 years old) requested a helicopter for March 8.

Yujinka •> my grandfather once also from the refrigerator a frozen piece of something thrown into the soup, thought meat... it turned out... yeast.

I never get tired of complaining.

Over the elevator a week ago someone hung an advertisement of the contents of a la "I sell a cabinet for 2,000 wooden".

Yesterday someone signed a pen on it "take it for 1500".

Today, I wrote "take it" below.

I don’t want to go to them, I think they’re a bit weird.
Once in the winter, they cut off the car tyre, called it a slope and ran on it from the hill!

Do you like Jeanne Friske?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY She has constant snacks and weight in her stomach! Do you need it with such cushions?

What? Are you attacked by Termites? They soon learned that you’re crawling in bed!

I am bored – I want to walk!
I too :D
Q: Let’s go today? and :-)
M: We are not accepted to meet without photos in Ural :P
Q: Do you see poorly? and O :)
M: We have this kind of ecology in Ural. :D

Yur4uk: What is the difference between a bot and a nube? A bot is a computer program that replaces the player’s activity, and a nube is one that would be better for a bot!

If you think that the female penguins are graceful and beautiful, and the morji are also nothing, although they are too drunk, then you have spent a couple of years in Antarctica.

Davecia was driving in the electric car and another aunt-trader came in. She began her promotion with the words: "Nanotechnology has finally allowed you to cross the pot with the cane!"
I didn’t know what she was selling. =)

XXX: Norm, I drink beer
Yyy: The last time I saw you here, you drank beer.
I didn’t drink anymore.
You come just when I drink.
You may be white?

I have to prepare breakfast towels. The answer to my silent question is: the egg should look and rejoice! It will be delicious...

The first sex.
She (in a very serious tone): Hello Mr. Maxim! Glad to finally meet you! I am sure we will be good friends. After all, even when Maxim was offended by something, and did not want to talk, YOU was always happy with my presence, and did not be ashamed to demonstrate it.

The acquaintance one taught in the school English, was a timer, she had a beautiful - convenient for her - schedule.
Once well smoked on the change of non-smoking, she went to sit in an empty classroom, waiting for the window. There is no good mood at all.
Then suddenly comes the mother of one of the eleven-class students.
Strictly, strictly, unstoppably asks from the threshold:
You have been teaching here for three months, how do you think my boy has potency?

Complainably shrinking, clamping my nose with a cloth, with the words "sorry, a cold is strong, I for a moment" the girl just flew out of the class.

See also Google:
Flash on 8 GB says that the total volume of 2 GB (1,86 GB).She always worked the norm, and after giving her friend became 2 GB.How to fix it?

xxx: If he cut off 6 hectares and arranged an ext section there, the wheel will not see it. The formats.
Yyy: A friend incorrectly removed the flash from the computer and burned one of the two memory chips. Rarely, but I have seen it myself.
...
Zzz: Are you sure he’s your friend?

During hot discussions of the future construction facility:
You are pony, without a road you cannot build them!!! to
YYY: So you don’t get attracted by... pissed ones.

Sanchez: Yes, with these journeys, I am afraid to worship my wife, wake up with her and in the habit of putting her money on the table for the night as I did with prostitutes)))
PSZoron: Much has changed during your absence, I think she’ll take your money by habit, so you’ll both lie :)
Sanchez: Fuck you shit!

People always count on politicians’ trust loans.