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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №155914
 02.03.2021
Today, throwing his socks into the washing basket, he asked something important to his household wife: "You know why your legs sometimes smell?

Why is? I asked my wife on the machine, just to get rid of me with my bats.

Because the ass grows! I tell her. Peterson scratched his teeth of jealousy.

The wife straight without pause without breaking away from the important thing: - In your case, dear, your hands should smell.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №155913
 02.03.2021
If before you had to prove that you are not a camel, now you have to prove that you are not a robot.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №155912
 02.03.2021
I have a neighbor, Sasha. I knew about him that he was a former nurse, but it did not hinder us from communicating. We congratulated each other on the holidays and occasionally visited each other. But two years ago he asked me for a debt of two hundred thousand - it was not enough for a new car. This made me think: the guy was sitting, then yes. On communication there are norms, but FIG knows them, these scammers. I said I would think, but I decided in advance that I would not take any risks.
The next week, I met him in a shopping center. They talked, shook each other's hands... And suddenly the unexpected thing happened: two adults went by with a bunch of children, apparently, the educators brought the contingent to the ice cream coffee some. Having noticed us, the system broke: the children started laughing, pointing their hands at Sasha and shouting: "Frog, Frog! “Uncle the cock!”
“I was in the dressed morning with my son,” he explained kindly to me.
That same evening he came to him and gave him the two hundred thousand. The logic is simple – he would be a scammer, would share the values of that world in which the cock is a concept known for what reason despised. And if he acted calmly, as a "civil" normal person, then he broke up with a criminal past. And I was not mistaken – a couple of months later I came to me with money and a bottle of cognac. After that, he talked and said, he sat down because of the wrongly signed paper in the accounting office, and he never had a relationship with the thief’s world, even despised him always. I think that measure is the most correct. How much more stressed are people who have never sat down, but try to follow criminal norms and laws (in the same avoidance of the "cocktail" topic). There is something close to her inside.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №155911
 02.03.2021
In Germany, designers, freelancers and creative people are paid 5,000 euros during quarantine. Because in Germany they know very well what will happen if an upset artist changes his profession.

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