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[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №15551
 02.04.2009
All fucking, I was caught by the goats who ride cars on the sidewalk. I will walk by cars. I run fast, and no prudent driver from the open car will go far away to run after me. Hold on to GNOME!

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №15550
 02.04.2009
I go in the subway, I read the DDK documentation on the psp. At the next stop there are 2 seats, I sit down and continue to read. in the trail. At the stop, my grandfather sits in front of me, 75 years old, in glasses, with a folder of documents in a4. We go on, the grandfather cries, I see little that he gets the leaves, reads, turns, gets upset. I was curious to see what he had. and Ohuel! I have read C++!!! Respect to you old man!
Blessed for the man’s brain!
P.S He was a Marxist...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №15549
 02.04.2009
My girlfriend has a grandmother. And she put a Skype, explained how to use it and called her granddaughter. Following is a video chat via Skype.
Grandma, how about the connection?
Grandma is silently watching the screen.
Am I well seen?
Grandma continues to tap into the screen with a lost gaze.
Wife: Are you silent?
0 of emotions
My grandmother is AAAA!! OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! to
Grandmother : Oh! My daughter, I thought about it. I decided that I was watching TV.

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