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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №140135
 02.04.2017
In principle, if you buy a second house in the southern hemisphere, you can live according to the summer-autumn-spring-summer scheme, and this will be the usual mild summer without hell tropical temperatures. If you rent one for six months, you can compensate for the cost of two annual flights and even earn a little.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №140134
 02.04.2017
and Harlem. First of April:

Oh man! Your back is white. A white ass. You are white! In general, go here.

The wallet!


[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №140133
 02.04.2017
>> on the proposal to continue the phrase "In the beginning it was....", having in possession the third and fifth letters "O",the lady no second without hesitation wrote "In the beginning it was BAD".

> Well, it’s formally right ;) (and so far it’s not much better))

Don’t tell me! Formed stars, planets, on one appeared amino acids and even passed the biogenesis, indeed, then ended the hollow with methane, but oxygen appeared, this gave a significant reason to develop more complex forms of life, and the hollow climate and the axis of rotation managed to defeat the intelligent life, who came up with the arrangement of "home"... Compared to the inflation of continuum and singularity, it was still much better.

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