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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №3179
 02.04.2008
Val> Overall, all the power of anti-terror control my friend felt on himself at the airport in Bundess when he asked Mint "Can I shoot here?", talking about the camera he did not show. German police have a heroic sense of humor.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №3178
 02.04.2008
Riot girl -> Van my max....he has a very little brother.....

Riot girl -> I'm sorry for it

Riot girl -> His mom went to the store on
Half an hour, we sit at his house.
The child bed

Riot girl -> baby begins to cry
Max calls his mother.
My mom is crying.
You must feed him, feed him.

Riot girl -> He goes to the kitchen... returns, again calls his mom and asks with such an unfortunate voice:
I have his chest.
You feed...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №3177
 02.04.2008
Dear minor readers. Rosenthal is the name of the author of a good (if not the best) textbook on Russian. It’s a pity that you don’t know that...
In other words, Oleni, learn the Russian language!
Admin BOR, a great idea for 1.04! Congratulations to you and all your readers on this wonderful holiday!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №3176
 02.04.2008
<< N u X >> 16:16:25
Do you have any animal shops in the area?

<< N u X >> 16:16:49
I don’t mean 24-hour alcoholic.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №3175
 02.04.2008
The student room, night In order for a friend to be more comfortable with the girl, I sleep on the bench, giving them my bed. The process went by a couple. I pretend I am sleeping. The other too. The phone vibrates on the table. I quickly picked up the phone. Dialogue in the dark is like a couple tomorrow. I say everything quickly and I am going back to bed. Here a guy from my bed stands up, pulls my phone out of my hand and whispers at the phone:
- Goat, you woke up Anton and we stopped fucking!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №3174
 02.04.2008
He is
– Sunnychko, the fatherhood of Alexandrovna or Alexeevna, am I confusing all the time?
She
Alexey, what has happened?
He is
I am writing an official letter to the bugs, that only you have the exclusive right to have my mosquito and the rest of my body, and if the bugs want to pull out my mosquito again, let the person first turn to you.
She
– – – – – – – –

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №3173
 02.04.2008
Er> We live in the most multi-ethnic country on earth. After all, only the most famous textbook of Russian language was written by D.E. Rosenthal. No, not Dmitry Eduardovich. Not even Daniel Efrafovich. Dietmar Eliashevich, fuck it!! to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №3172
 02.04.2008
I am fucking shocked!
I go home from practice. I walk through the street and I see a picture: on the bench a hop is sitting, his legs are rough, he eats seeds, and he has a pigeon sitting on his knees! And he fed the pigeon with the same seeds and what he was talking about! I am in shock! What a good hop!
c) The Romance

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №3171
 02.04.2008
Only in Ukraine is the Day of the Fool celebrated.
The guilty party was brought from the US.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №3170
 02.04.2008
...it was in those ancient times when people on the network wrote "hello" and "bear"...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №3169
 02.04.2008
Do you know how to increase the number of characters in the matcad after the fifth?
TRENDY: in the settings of thread search
Ship is cold?
Ship: Really in settings to look for?
Damn, I think the system needs to be removed.
Thank you, but the search has already begun.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №3168
 02.04.2008
The prayer:
In our time it has become very relevant to write on the walls of the entrances "there was Vasya","there we drank" and so on.
But I still can’t look quietly at the inscription "Here Fuck Tolica"...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №3167
 02.04.2008
Can Xenon be put on the car?
Yes, what kind of car do you have?
– Greet Wool
Comes with 3500R.
The pause...
Maybe it’s a Chinese shit!? to

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №3166
 02.04.2008
by Philip Petrovich:
I went here to school American pick up a niece so there by history they pass that the Americans won the 2nd World War, killed Hitler and raised their flag over the Reichstag))))))))))) and Berlin they took ))))) I of course fixed her and said as it was actually )))) you would see that she answered me stupid ))))) she said: I will not allow communist propaganda here and everything in this spirit)))))))) NOW I FINALLY BLAT took and how I chased her in Russian, so she was in the hole... The class liked Russian mat))))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №3165
 02.04.2008
1933: Yes, all of them
1933: The target with the small no longer sits
1933: I’d rather not go anywhere than leave a bloodshed alone with this body.
PiuPiu: Oh yeah! That happened?? to
PiuPiu: Did he drink?
1933: well fuck, target smart, I say, read books with him, discovery look, extend the vocabulary to the child
In 1933 he was fucking. I picked a small one, in the evening it is shared: Daddy, grit, do you know what is univisable? So what, I say? This is when you can rub the papers and rub the cabbage and put the cabbage in it!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №3164
 02.04.2008
I looked at my photos of years edak at 13-14 and I think: and how could this be wasted?!?!? to

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №3163
 02.04.2008
XXXXXX

Only in Ukraine is the Day of the Fool celebrated.
The guilty party was brought from the US.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №3162
 02.04.2008
I have Linux.
2: omg, I sympathize with you (((
1: Is it so bad? XDD
2 to 0_0
2 of course bad!!! to
2: This generally occurs in women at 50 years old
You are only 15!!! to
1:...
1: This CLIMAX is called, stupid fool

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №3161
 02.04.2008
Today, the neighbor earned a life-saving badge.

I came home, wildly frozen. I decided to shoot my legs and at the same time shave myself. The electric shave. In general, I sat on a chair, lowered my legs in the bench, turned on the shaver, and then a neighbor entered the room. With a wild cry of "Sasha, don’t!" he threw me off the chair. And then another ten minutes I heard that I was still someone dear, and my mom is waiting for me at home.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №3160
 02.04.2008
xxx: Did you know that there was a bunch of excerpts from a textbook in Russian on the tower?
yyy: Padonkaff has to teach
xxx: they don’t understand the dick, they do not understand the dick, and they put the plugs.))))

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