I go as with the navigator in the phone in an unfamiliar area, the navigator in walking mode is set, I walk through the street, the voice from the navigator "After 5 meters turn to the right" I turn, I break from the navigator, I see the gopnik meeting me with the phrase "I see you immediately directed to me?"

by Habarnabr:
- The iPad has a great multi-touch up to 11 touches, I won't say about Android.
I don’t even want to ask what the 11th touch is about.

Masterstop: Don’t listen to him
Masterstop: He called the server his member
masterstop: And now boasts that "he lifts the server with the power of thought"

[Explaining to wife the need to buy NAS]
XXX: I explained to her for two days and she says anyway I don't understand anything
YYY: the word "shuba" usually everyone understands :)
XXX: one shirt is ds212, two screws 500 GB, WD live HUB, Samsung 40' and another 15 thousand will remain, as such happiness can be changed to the shirt
XXX: for 15 thousand you can still take a receiver and columns
XXX: Give away your grandmother
YYY: You are shaking!

Lav: Do you remember the old boy, that the pirates are scratching the sticker “from the creators of the Avatar” on the discs with the Titanic?
The Titanic Trailer in 3D
LAV: And he, fucking, really from the creators of the avatar

Looking for time in the right corner of the TV is a diagnosis?

From the forum on the new tariff:
"Ofigenic tariff, connected very pleased.
512 kbit for 350 rubles is a real paradise.
Sitting earlier at 20 Mbps at 400p, it was bad, the movies rolled fast, the images loaded instantly. But moved to the Tula region, turned to Rostelecom, and life improved. 50 rubles is the difference and how much happiness. Now in the movie, I can not only pour myself tea, but also boil borscht, roast potatoes and even run for beer! Thanks to Rostelecom! andquot;

In the young month of April
There is snow in the old park.

Another question, people?

This spring in Moscow - the shirts are already short, and the socks are still warm.

HHH
Tell me
WOWU
In the beginning was the word
HHH
The word was with God.
WOWU
This I read.
WOWU
The third page please.
HHH
And the Terminator came after John Connor, but resisted Kyle Reese, his friend from the future, and Father from the past, and dropped the machine of hell where it came from, dust to dust, metal to metal.
WOWU
I stopped reading early.

Our general after the corporate subordinate stands at the pissuar with his eyes shut and a wide stretch. in his hands holds a belt, since he did not pull out his pussy hose in his pants :D

X: When I write to you, it seems to me that you are correcting all my mistakes.

y is the introductory word. It is covered)

xxx: Hi, has you finished the report?
xxx: by Galina

Why am I not in the polling station? I wanted to vote for myself, I haven’t won the election for a long time :(
TaroKun: Zyuganov are you?

With VIO:

I’m 16 years old, here’s a new room, and the walls are almost naked.
What else can you hang on them besides photos and posters?? to
I want something unusual.

The best answer:
Hanging up

In one movie site. Trailer of "Remember Everything" The new film. First comment from the trailer:
"Remember everything" without three suckers - money for the wind >.<"

I asked my husband - play with the child, I calmly cook the soup, I closed in the kitchen. After a while I hear —
The first, I am the second. “Change the guard!”
And so indefinitely long, intersecting with the hammered steps. Then with a loud voice:
“Pa-ap, I’m established, I could see you.”
I look - the husband sleeps safely on the couch, Valentine (3 years) in full uniform (coat, helmet, gun, sword) marching from one edge of the couch to the other, reporting to himself. I ask – what are you doing?
He answers – we and Daddy play at THE KING OF THE DIVAN!"

Advertising on the radio: "...Chevrole-Niva - a source of unlimited emotions!"
The colleague:
The Unlimited Hour?

Talk to the men of Crossword.
-- The author of the tale "Coffee".
I will call my wife. I have a humanitarian. and allo. Who wrote the "Big Brother"?
I did not write and I did not touch anything at all.

The ITAR-TASS

From the drifting ice on Sakhalin, take the attention!!!!675 people

Explain to me, is there a goldfish that fulfills three wishes for a fisherman?