Discussion of Fitness Clubs



We have weights in front of the entrance. They can be calibrated. What do you think our director invented to attract the people? Every Friday he weighed 1 kg. And the people really thought that the lessons were useful! We were recommended! On Monday, it returned to its original state. People thought they ate weight back over the weekend.

First we eat the plants, then they eat us.

History from the early nineties. Then in the city of Anapa began its history film festival. There was no officer. The festival was held in the "Dream" pension. Resting from the neighboring pensions could freely enter the territory of "Dreams" and watch the films participating in the festival. Then, by the way, we first saw the beautiful Elena Korikova in the movie "Barrish-peasant". But I am not about that.
The movie room was arranged so that it could be accessed from the beach. Well, you know, the doors that usually come out after watching the movie (side by side from the scene) were located on the side of the beach. People could enter through these doors right from the beach and sit in the hall, where films were shown continuously.
One day I went in and sat in the room. Some time later Svetlana Kryuchkova entered the hall by the same way. Who doesn't know - the movie "Big Change" and many others. She walked off the beach, was in a saraphan and barefoot.
Suddenly, the electricity was turned off for a while. The film demonstration stopped. Homer began in the room. Svetlana stood up and went out. I thought she would leave the room. But she got up on stage. In the darkness and without a microphone (no electricity) she began to read poems. I don’t remember (nearly 30 years ago), but it looks like a flowery. The hall gradually shrunk. Everyone is deceived. What made this extraordinary, amazing, talented woman do so?
Years have passed, but I still remember the tears in my eyes. This is what a real actress means.
The light lit up, the film continued, she worshipped and quietly left. But the few minutes she held in the hall I will never forget.

I don’t understand how this not graduated and six classes Arashukov, poorly understanding Russian, not distinguishing a million from a billion, physics from chemistry, propane from methane, managed for many years to bring Gazprom with its regiments of effective managers, accountants and lawyers?

Breakfast is a sick thing for me. Eggs, toasts or oatmeal, for more imagination is not enough. From these three options I was already really sick and I increasingly missed the morning meal.

And here I discovered Musli! No, not simply, but super fucking delicious and nutritious. I ate and didn’t feel hungry until lunch.

I was wildly inspired by this discovery, and I was also pleased that it was a type of healthy eating. I had two boxes for breakfast.

I was sure of the accuracy of everything that was happening until yesterday, throwing out the next package, I saw the inscription "5 PORCES".

I work at 112. Once a colleague took the following challenge (K - colleague, Z - applicant):

112, the operator is, I listen to you.

I don’t have the keys, I need rescuers to break the door.

Q. Do you have any keys? Rescue workers during dismantling damage the door, it will not be repaired.

Z is there. They are with their wife.

Q. Where is your wife?

C in the apartment. But she sleeps.

K to? ? to ? to So wake up!

Z – I can’t...

K is why?

I am a drunk...