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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №127608
 02.05.2016
The aforementioned prophet could not know the Arabic numbers, and the Roman symbols there indicate six hundred, sixty and six, so that he could see anything but not the visual 666.

Not anything, a "Decl-h@y". DCLXVI

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №127607
 02.05.2016
"With a bright feast of Paste!"
Ramen and car replacement.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №127606
 02.05.2016
Xh: By the word “housing” I meant the expressive flow of dialogue, expressed in complex semantic forms, which are caused by the desire to demonstrate to others the dominant position of the personal ego, and associated with unconstructive remarks toward the opponent.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №127605
 02.05.2016
Barack Obama jokingly called Hillary Clinton his successor

What does this nigger have? Hillary Clinton joked.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №127604
 02.05.2016
Christ has risen!
Truly peace, work may!

[ + 16 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №127603
 02.05.2016
Are you married to mentally retarded women? Neither to drive a car, nor to earn on it.

If a aunt says why to marry a WO who can’t make money on the car, she’ll be called a mercantile bastard.

Here’s all you need to know about the difference between male and female logic.
The standards are double.

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