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[ + 118 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46793
 02.05.2011
Do you know why Gaddafi is being bombed?
No is?
For oppressing his people with free housing, education, medical care, $700 unemployment benefits, interest-free loans and 5 rubles per liter of gasoline.
How is it! What he wrecked! Thank God that we have a united Russia, which will never allow in the country such free unrest as in Libya!and (

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №46792
 02.05.2011
ASKA (Communication with a foreigner)
She: Bu
She: Hi
Me: I am already

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №46791
 02.05.2011
What are you doing?
I disassemble forks and some builds from the obtained modules
You are a kulhacker! Are you not afraid of the little ones?
What do they have to do with my greenhouse from the old frame?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №46790
 02.05.2011

Do not let them mislead you.
Swollen sponges, sweet buttocks.
Each rule has its exceptions:
Girls are fuckers too.
c) Rothschild

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №46789
 02.05.2011
Spring...the season has begun!Girls, stop throwing out the old bodies - they can be used perfectly as a mangal!! to

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №46788
 02.05.2011
Alexander moved on the highway and used dry bread bread.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №46787
 02.05.2011
I went home, carrying a package of bullshit – a French baget.
To me from behind came a neighbor's dog walking in the yard and began to catch the bull with his fist. I heard it, turned around and asked him:
Where is Mom?
What a tired face he had!
He is "Lost"
Look for Mom!
And he ran to find "mama"...

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №46786
 02.05.2011
I went out on Friday with my friends. I go to myself, cuddling. I see someone in the back.
But dressed decently, cute, and a nice policeman in the corner. Not scary at all. And here I remember,
When I got out, Lenka just called me. I got sick with her and forgot to turn off.
Well, I turned, of course, and ran home, free of charge on the spikes. It was funny that the man saw,
That I am running on it - knock out of me :-) Everything ended well, the apartment did not burn.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №46785
 02.05.2011
In the game Portal, Chell's main character ran in an orange coat. In the game Portal-2, she took off her coat and now runs in a white coat. Shut up, right?

<Chuchundra> Are you looking forward to Portal-3?

[ + 45 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46784
 02.05.2011
iron has a Curie point - when heated to a certain temperature it loses its magnetic properties. Explain to me, fool, how the earth's heated to several thousand degrees core, supposedly made up of that iron, creates the planet's magnetic field?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №46783
 02.05.2011
My son is 4 years old and has a toy phone.
The lights went on, turned off.
A child with a characteristic, painfully familiar, intonation: "Connection with satellites Established..."))

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №46782
 02.05.2011
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Citizenship is a stable sexual relationship between a person and the state.
YYY: Legal
XXX: the first time was more accurate.

[ + 80 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46781
 02.05.2011
Damn I probably dreamed of something very interesting, if in a dream I removed the cushion from the pillow...

c) The script

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №46780
 02.05.2011
Sdirit: there has never been a high opinion about the mental development of those who write in the elevators, but the inscription "the one who wrote it will get puzzles" made you think about it.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №46779
 02.05.2011
Ural – the cradle of Russia.
Sergey Posad is the soul of Russia.
Moscow is the heart of Russia.
Does anyone know where Russians have their brains?? to

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46778
 02.05.2011
[0:09:15] xxx: the previous 8 hamsters in her died
YYYYYYYY: Are you serious?
[0:11:31] xxx: yes
[0:11:37] xxx: alone she cut off her cheeks with scissors
[0:11:47] xxx: I wanted to cut my hair
[0:12:07] xxx: I thought cuts, and they were cheeks
[0:12:11] xxx: well fuck

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №46777
 02.05.2011
In the end, their whole meaning lies in the fact that adult men fight to prove whose imaginary friend is the coolest.

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