The place of action is the zoo. The department of aquariums...I review "sales" fish.. beauty... Close to nirvana. Suddenly I find a species of fish that my good acquaintance has been looking for for a long time. I press the buttons of my mobile phone. Conversation from me:
Hi to you! I am in the aquarium. There are snowmills. Did you want them? Who is you? And how much? There are black ones here, let’s find out later. I’ll buy it now and you’ll get it tonight.
have agreed. They said goodbye. He comes in tonight:
– Irka, you can imagine, I talked to you, and then I see – my colleagues from the heck have already slipped under the tables. I am to them: what’s the matter? And they can’t even say a word.They just whisper – they can’t laugh anymore...Then, when they calmed down, they quoted a part of the conversation that they heard unilaterally:
Hi to you! It is great! I want! I want very much! I have long wanted!! I have girls! A couple! Give me three. Only the whites. How much money? It suits! I am running to you at 6 p.m.

If you shoot yourself in the back of the head, will you be able to see the brains flying out from the front of your head?
It is...
I will try! Then I sign up!

Cultural people always use Gondons. The Durex Law.
Gondons always use cultural people. The law of life...

In short –

1) all the people who died from the "Mexican flu" were sick with something else? In addition to the flu itself (heart, oncology) or were from slums with severe malnutrition, that is, it is only dangerous for very weakened organisms.

2) to Moscow brought our tourist from Mexico with "ununderstood" (whether he or not is not yet clear). They jump around it, but especially for now there is no tension.

3) in Mexico and other Latin American countries and before, the people died of the flu in commodity quantities (thousands of victims for the epidemic). Of the flu usually do not die - weakened people die from complications of the flu.

The commercial background of the scandal should also not be forgotten - poultry producers, sellers of cotton-gaze bandages, huge orders for antiviral drugs.

5) and the last - in the order of advertising - Arbidol - does help. It is a good immunomodulator.

The virus dies at +65 in 5 minutes of treatment.

— — —
Please do your best so that the people do not panic in vain!

From the Poetry Forum:
Love date with Akhmatova always ends with a longing: no matter how you embrace this lady, the board will remain a board.
c) by Bunin
YYY:this is what it means "not gave" :)))

Did you also want Fedor’s uncle’s dad to choose a cat, not his mom?

Another story about a cat... an animal is still overwhelmed... well, on the tables in the silent climbs, stirs a snack, looking around clutches on the carpet in the hallway. But here! The superstition! Spire the sausage, straight in a bundled bag... the piece was lying on the table... brought to me in the room... placed by the bed... like “Miau! Open the bag and we’ll share with you.”

Let men think they are smarter than us. Let them think they are more talented. More capable, more fortunate, earn more. Let it be.
But the breasts are with us!
by AKL

What about the noise at the entrance?
bender: while in the shower was - put on the whole tiamat, sorry
xxxolesyaxxx: right to write
bender: "timati" is correctly written "monkey", and tiamat is tiamat, dry up girl.

Teacher at the lecture:
Idiots are not taught in Baumanka.
(Thinking of a pause)
Unusual things happen here...
And strangely defiled.

Until the year 2000, Russia was unchecked.

The morning. The Office. In the office of the director of the company is a meeting with someone.
and partners. The secretary opens the door and says:
– Ivan Ivanovich, are you in the office this morning?
Yes, and what then?
Somebody just wiped up the toilet.
With this phrase she closes the door and leaves... the pause was very long...

Are you natural or gay?
What is?
Are you a sexual minority or a majority?
I am a sexual loneliness.

Thessaloniki (15:16:33 30/04/2009)
Throw this prepute in a guest on the site wrote "Dmitry Viktorovich you Gandon" to what he replied "yes, I protect the university from undesirable pregnancy downs"

I was washing here, and suddenly I was obscured - is the Guinness Book of Records included in the Guinness Book of Records, like a book containing a record number of records? O.O

In 2008, Spanish doctors were the first in Europe to remove a kidney through the vagina. The first such operation was carried out in Brazil.

And you say, glands through the ass – fantasy...