AZZELLO: PRIV, how is it?
Yesterday, Anja announced that she was getting married. The ring, all the things.
Azazello: And what?
Marussa: Well, we decided to point out this case. Ksyusha, Nina and Katya call their boys, on the phone explain why she is drunk. None of the guys in the hole (!) I did not drink! Xusha with her boyfriend argued, Katy's nervous breakdown, and Nina with her brother broke up.
Tagged with: hd

"In case of assassination of Osama, terrorists will blow up a nuclear bomb on the territory of Europe"

XXX: The kids are late.

Lack of minerals.

After the bouquet-coffee period, they usually count on the mine-cottlet.

Teleoperators are vampires.
Proof: They are not reflected in mirrors.
Have you seen at least once, at least in one film, that the main character looked in the mirror, and behind him stood a teleoperator with a camera?

Comments on the death of bin Laden:

Ben Laden: I am here
Forget me, you fool, you’ll find it on iPad.
They left after you...
They flew after you...
They sailed after you and ran away.
After you all went out people in white coats.
The Cocktails?
The cook!

Rambler’s news is pleasant.

According to Obama, the location of bin Laden became known last week, and he was killed on May 1. During the special operation, none of its participants were injured. andquot;
Bin Laden refused to participate in the operation.

Majakovsky V. V. “Hey the Onanians.”

The Onionists,
and cry out "Ura!"
The car of Ebel
are established,
to your service.
any hole.
up to
Before the castle
The wells!! to

Pornolab is working again XD

Your evil

Written by:
My husband and I want to have a little dog, that pudel.
He wants to call her Piska. What to do? =) is

to rejoice! My wife calls me so!

of interest:

Ural – the cradle of Russia.
Sergey Posad is the soul of Russia.
Moscow is the heart of Russia.
Does anyone know where Russians have their brains?? to

I know: the brains of Russia - the academic town of Novosibirsk :))

GOLD: I read that a new version of the Jaguar Gold cocktail has begun to be sold. Who knows where it is sold?
Tensi: household goods, department "household chemistry"

Dero: Praise the gentlemen for the fact that for the combinations Ctrl + C - Ctrl + V you do not need to switch the keyboard layout. For the others, of course, neither need, but for these two - celebrate.

XXX is Melting!
YYY :?? to
HH: It should have been so arranged...
I wanted to wipe out the knife from the wax with my fingers – I almost cut off a piece of my finger. I glued it back with a lipstick, there were no scissors at hand, I decided to cut the lipstick with a knife. Cut the other finger. I wrapped it in a leak and decided to cut it off.

About the 1st of May. I was once with Daddy at a demonstration, still studying in Shuola. The manufacturer decided to make me a compliment: "Oooo, and the daughter doesn't look like you at all, beautiful!!and "

The Poor Dad)

and

I am looking for a wife to give birth, to give birth, and to be silent.
Yyy: well...we and Leska don’t fit, we cry when we give birth...

X: Listen, is the race three? Mongoloid, Negroid or European?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Prototypes, prototypes and terrestrials

My 5 year old son asked me how he came up. I did not know what to answer. In the cabbage and straw son refuses to believe it. My brother replied to him, “Your parents downloaded you from torrent.” My son is pleased =)

from ZH
by Malkovich, Malkovich
A aunt in a tram calls to a neighbor — a young girl in a short shirt:
What is "Anonymous"?
Clearly confused.
In the sense?
What is "Annushka"?! to
The girl looks without understanding. An angry man turns to me:
What is "Anonymous"?
- "Anushka", "Anushka".
- "Annushka", "Annushka", - they start to kick everything around.
The girl turns her head in complete confusion.
Traffic A. Somebody is sorry. This is why "Annushka"
Did you think I was asking for your name? - superstitiously stated the aunt, seemingly intending to shame the young people who have fallen into trouble with the ignorance of Moscow words.
No, I’m just called Annie.
A-A, that’s why she was so upset! Indeed, wild: strangers suddenly begin to repeat your name in different voices. Even in this old form. There is something to get confused.
And me too! My aunt suddenly said. and smiles.
Spring on the street. The spring days.

Svetlana: How are you with the men?? to
I don’t need anyone, I don’t need anyone. We have complete mutual understanding.
It’s great 😉

If the Terminator were in Russia, it would have failed under the asphalt, with our roads.

How do you tell her that she has a lot of saliva during a kiss?
Pretend that you are choking.