yesterday I painted the maximum picture about the sound I hear in the phone phone in the background)) said if I will paint the sounds again, he will write me a doctor))
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Many have probably heard about synesthesia, but I will repeat that the so-called. Colour hearing (the ability to produce sound in the form of an object possessing colour, shape, and sometimes tangible characteristics) is not a disease in any classification. Your cap-psychologist synesthetist

XXX is husband. Thirty years]
XXX: Social networks with their mega-cool targeting suddenly stopped me advertising cars and started offering "Dating for unmarried"! O_O
XXX: Not that the phrase itself is quite strange, I immediately thought about whether "Dating for Married"? :D
XXX: but the most rugged, is what the virgins in the photos (photos are constantly changing)! One with a beer and a face that is ready for everything, the other almost dressed out on the street in the winter, the third selfie in the bathroom...
YYY: That’s why you’re not married yet.

Do you get without a rubber?
Give me a passport!
Why Why?
If I am pregnant, I am giving birth. :)
They wear a condom quickly.
No need to use it;-)

Fuck to fuck. Piracy is earning income from other people’s work. When the result of this work appears in free access, I take and use. Illegal copying for sale is piracy. I downloaded a photo jacket and used it in production - a pirate. Painting flowers on family photos - no. The imho is clear as a day. And when resellers-distributors buy from the author a song, record it on a carrier, and then sell it out can't - it's their problem, not the author. Who has recently paid a fine for performing their songs, since there were no copyrights on these songs? Let’s go crazy with such laws.

At first, the court very much wanted to punish the accused Vasilyev strictly, but she said, "I will not" and the prosecutor cried.

The fact that there is no virgin plume is not a clear evidence that the schoolgirl was a villain. She could accidentally crash into the bicycle at twelve, and against the backdrop of a leg fracture such a subtle consequence, of course, did not notice. So even a gynecologist has no right to fantasize about someone’s personal life.

"Police began the inspection of the collected on "The Show" photographs". On one of their photographs, a 10-year-old boy with a poster "Kasha is evil". Clearly an extremist!

So... what kind of crap? Is it not Greek? And if grapefruit, it is clearly a badly hidden hint of its increased price, that is, the inability of the authorities to regulate food prices, that is, the inability to regulate the economy, that is, a direct indication of the incompetence of the authorities, and this is already, in fact, a clear call for its overthrow. Everything is simple, comrades, we just need to be vigilant in our difficult time, when the ring of enemies is shrinking around our homeland.

I do not understand anything about it. You are an expert, here you have the money, tell me how to do it.
This is so right.
I do not agree.

You can inquire about the prices for "faces" in the area of the late 90s and try to imagine the way of development of computer technology, without terrible pirates in separate Russia.
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For many years, the hoodies have taught ordinary users that there is only one operating device, one office package, one graphic editor, and only the most recent versions of the cosher (until now it is considered to use the latest version of Photoshop for several thousand backs to reduce the size of the photo). While the bourgeoisie, forced by copywriters to count every penny, actively sought, or even independently wrote, the most suitable programs for them, thus systematically developing the entire software industry, we generally did not develop anything but pirates. Finally, the programmers were achieved by the domestic educational institutions, which became the state. The money was to educate the population to the software products of strictly defined firms, which these firms were, of course, very pleased. But the management of the enterprises, which found out that, for example, their hose-designer, in order to remove the drawing of a wooden drawer, needed a super-popper drawing package worth ten such drawers annually - was not pleased. Added to the drama the inseparable alloy of stupidity and uselessness of our men and officials, who joyfully rushed to find "cybercrime" where it suddenly became possible (even when in their office such crimes were on every computer).
Ⓒ Lurkmore

After all, by the idea, men are most interested in not having children after sex. For women it is just beneficial - you can at least shake the alimony for 18 years, and if not one... And as a maximum - you can force a guy to marry yourself and get a lifelong sponsor, which is again a profit.
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You’re missing out one moment in your logic. The child itself. Even the real ones!) Even if they are able to feed them (also the quest) will be enough in the best case for the child to feed and poorly dress. Schools, toys or hotels? and forget. My free time? and there.
And the effects on the body from pregnancy / childbirth are also sugar.
And so yes, unwanted pregnancy and a child for a woman are not as terrible as for a man.

If you consider that many people used condoms during the first sex, then the idea of telegony explains why there are so many ganglions among people.

The computer is by the idea a dull and worthless thing that has not been useful to mankind.
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The main purpose of the computer: military, scientific and engineering calculations.
And also communication.
All your cats, toys, music, movies and girls in chats are just side effects.

Probably not the best idea was to go to the cemetery in the T-shirt "Tomb Raider".

From May 1, along with the introduction of prohibitions on downloading content from trackers, an innovation appeared.
All rights holders are obliged to join the Self-Regulatory Organization of Rights Holders (SOP). The entrance fee is 1 million rubles, with the obligatory provision of a report: the work of which people was used in the creation of the copyright object. Including developers and manufacturers:
objectives and cameras;
the information carriers;
- lighting equipment
and so on, up to the manufacturers of screws for decorations and fuel for their cars.
With each participant of the creation of an object of copyright, a member of the SOP before entering the organization is obliged to conclude a contract on the calculation of commission from future amounts of copyright remuneration.

The quarterly contribution to the SOP 50 thousand. The rub. Annual documentary checks.
Just like construction organizations with their SROs.

I came up with the phrase "play the moonboat" at one time: to give step-by-step instructions to the user on the phone. (Same as the Earth's Moon Trip Command.)

Day 1: Tomates and pasta
Day 2: crush the cottage into pasta, add sauce = carbonara paste + cucumbers
Day 3: pour eggs, cheese, put in the oven = baking + cabbage salad
Day 4: boil the broth (it can be frozen in the freezer by cubic meters in general), throw there pasta and cocktails = sausage soup with fries + vegetable salad.
Day 5: pasta with cocktails... (joke, you can think of something new).
In short, there would be desire and imagination.

Day 6: Go and prepare yourself.

X: Fuck, this is how to go to work after that? I work in a purely female team, all manners, who did not take the mouth, who did not know the sin.
xxx: I leave work before everybody else, and then for another three hours I can’t see what’s going on with my comp... And it’s happening, as it turned out, the most interesting thing!
xxx: In short, Yandex.Direct has recently issued to me the following ads: Guitars (my own); household appliances (also mine); the art of anal sex: surprise your man; sex toys; dating men from Germany. Tom is like that. Fuck, I can’t look them in the eyes, red.

In general, these problems are miserable compared to the fact that a man's condom does not rub.
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Whoever needs it is protected. Judging by the efforts of women, they need it.

Are you surprised that no one gives you anything?
It is easier not to give an idiot and look for adequately related protection - the most reliable method of contraception.

<Songwriter_Stealing> Is there a cat in boots?
<Wasko> I walk without boots
<Wasko> and a cat, not a cat
<Writer_The Thief> No... No...
<Songwriter_Stealing> need a cat
<Wasko> I periodically have a cat stating this
<Writer_The Thief> I understand her)))))

I sit in contact, I say to my wife: Status look "If a guy invites you to tea with cake, then you are beautiful without vodka!")
Wife: Why did you invite me to wine with grapes?