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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №150183
 02.05.2018
The comparison of the real with the ideal ends in divorces and revolutions.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №150182
 02.05.2018
I work in a taxi. The client sat in the car.
I: Please cling to me.
Q: What is it? In front of Gaia?
Q: What is Gai? This is for your safety.
Q: Are you a bad driver? I will not go with you!
I got out of the car and canceled the order.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №150181
 02.05.2018
If a person creates greenhouse conditions, a vegetable can grow from it.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №150180
 02.05.2018
It is said that if you call a dog, it will come, and if you call a cat, it will take note. I have a cat, if I call him, he immediately runs away. Because if he does not run, the dog will run, and he will eat all the delicacies.

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