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[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №154159
 02.05.2020
I spoke with my guard yesterday. He has lived there for 20 years, a good man, a former military. In our same SNT he got a site a couple of years ago. He has a neighbor's grandmother 80 years old, her granddaughter began to come with her husband. As a real man, the man took over the whole farm. He cut the grass, what a good man, and dropped all the grass into a common sludge on the street. Where in spring all the water flows and goes away. Whatever you understood the grass was from 8 square meters, taking into account the buildings and everything else, 4 square meters, it's like a hole. This was seen by the guard. Quietly approached and explained that it is not possible to do so, because now the water is going away, to which the husband replied "good" and started to do his business. The grass lay for 2 days, the guard, seeing someone of his relatives, reminded him of this deed, but even after that the grass remained lying in the spill. Uncle Yura understood that it was useless to "click on a closed door", took the villas and threw all the grass through the fence.

The neighbors do not communicate and do not say hello. All because of one act. The truth is on the guard and I totally agree with him. Good and good relations with neighbors.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №154158
 02.05.2020
I met with my wife and my mother in the kitchen. We drink tea. We discuss the methods of burial. Here I say:

I will not lie on the ground. I hope there will be a crematorium nearby. I would rather be dust scattered over the river.

The mother answers:

You are CHO? Where shall we come?

Oh...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №154157
 02.05.2020
Xxx: Explains this by working without weekends and having no time.

Yyy: Write to him, “If you’re busy working on the board, I’ll sympathize with you. I help as I can.” Send him a picture of Sissy.

A day later, ask me to send you a screenshot of your correspondence. If he has another grandmother, the photo of your breasts will be removed.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №154156
 02.05.2020
Recently there was a dispute with a friend about the expression about attacking the grabble. The fact is that a person in 30+ years has never encountered a single cartoon, cartoon or other illustration of such a case. However, he had a similar real experience in his childhood, which resulted in two almost cross-track foot injuries. And all these years, the phraseology in his imagination sounded much more bloodthirsty than a knot on his forehead.

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