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[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157967
 02.05.2022
In a democracy, the pirates have the opportunity to defend their rights.
With authoritarianism, they can rule.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №157966
 02.05.2022
My dad told me. I am from the Urals. He took me one winter into the garage when I was a kid. The road was through the forest. The dialogue with the Pope:
Are there monkeys in the forest?
Daddy – no, monkeys live where it is warm.
Why do monkeys live where it’s warm and we live here?! to

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №157965
 02.05.2022
Interesting – and if doctors on the Day of the Doctor would chase the city on cars with white flags
with the red cross and in robes on a bare foot, scalpeled scalpel and phonendoscopes, shouted “I do not obey the law, but Hippocrates, his mother!”, sprinkled the paint from the syringes to Jean in the passers,
They watered brunettes with peroxide, drank whiskies with corvalol right from the tubes, beat themselves in the chest with the words “Yes, I operated your mother, creature, and where were you at that time?”Would we be respected more?

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