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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №6273
 02.06.2008
She: I would love to repeat our walk with Olya. I would take you with me =)
He: Oh, I even know who...
She is a photographer
He is: and then?
Tagged with: mmmmmmmmmmmm
He: Cannes to Photograph Agree
If there is a striptease, I am with you.
She: So let’s go to the fire ;))
How much space your imagination will allow you.
The space of my imagination allows me so much that I am ashamed to say it.
She: Ah, Petya, Petya, how is it not ashamed?
He: But it is nothing.
He: My conscience allows me much less))

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №6272
 02.06.2008
DDR-III: picture in the bus
The girl sits next to the one, and a drunkard sits next to her. He sits and looks between his legs. Sumtrite looks and says: "Stand up! to lie! It’s a shit!"
The girl in shock. He quietly shakes and tries not to look to the side of the hatch. he continues: "Silence! Then he turns to the girl and says, “The girl there is really like that!”!" (I pointed my fingers approximately 15-16cm...) the bus is already running. And here the phrase “hacha” is “little but boyfriendly” and throws the girl into a state of complete shock and hysteria. The conductor, realizing that this is not possible to start: a man well that you can afford it is not a toilet and you are not alone here children are small... He raised his eyes and began to realize what he said. The excuses about what he did not convince from fishing and the bag that he had just between his legs. The girl was swallowed with beer.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №6271
 02.06.2008
Ppz lived... before the song "Let there always be the sun.." the children sang in the kindergarten standing on the chairs.. and now it is sung by the gastrobatters behind my wall!!! to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №6270
 02.06.2008
Do you know what I want now?
2 What?
1 the sun. the sea. The beach. Cold wind from water. And here he... goes.
2 to 3 waves? ?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №6269
 02.06.2008
InuYasha: A bad girl is better than a good OS

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №6268
 02.06.2008
In our harsh times, the simple word "zagugli" increasingly means: "Go, you guys!"

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №6267
 02.06.2008
1 1 1 Hello! What do you do?
222: Hello eat the 5 leaf sirene...
Do you believe in miracles?
222: No, I am hungry

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №6266
 02.06.2008
The man in status "is not lucky!!!!and "
I: Is it so?
He is a dead man!!! ) ) ) )
At the end of the day, they gave an annual subscription to the scallop.
I: So why is it not lucky? You wanted him so ;)
He: Do you not eat? I am going to the army :)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №6265
 02.06.2008
.RITATUS]{ (00:14:04 31/05/2008)
Fuck...I have the nails as striking as I painted...fu

yyy (00:14:43 31/05/2008)
Hey...what kind of...? : D * ROFL *

.RITATUS]{ (00:15:39 31/05/2008)
What a bloody... Blind.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №6264
 02.06.2008
Forum of Amateurs. The New Theme:
"Which of the celebrities you wanted to..."

and the participant:
to sleep?
I want to fuck?))

The Guru:
Called Valery. He has problems with registration. He said he was free on all matters.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №6263
 02.06.2008
You know what’s good about you – you always think you’re right. But here’s what annoys you – you’re really almost always right.

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