I always plan everything in advance.
What a sense, no matter what kind of knockout will happen and all the plans are on the brink.
I:-A good plan should be calculated at least ten times. -I clapped.I understood the ambiguity of the phrase by the cunning smiles of the interlocutors.

How did you go to football where Serega played?
They lost 7 to 2.
(Is it so?
Well, if you want them to have the goalkeeper’s name Yadirko...
It is sad (

It was so that to the Lord God himself – call him Savoof or Jehovah, it doesn’t matter to him! The German Emperor came to the Lord God and asked, "Respond, Lord, when will my German people be happy?" “Don’t live to me,” said the German Emperor and cried. Then the King of England came and asked, “In how many years will my English people be happy?”The Lord put on his glasses and looked into the Book, “In seventy-seven years, King.” “Don’t live for me!” said the English king and cried. Then the American president came and asked about his people. “In forty-three years,” said the Lord. “Don’t live to me!” the president cried. And finally the Russian tsar himself appeared: "Say, lord, when will Russia be happy?" "Do not live me!" - said the Lord and cried with the most burning tears.

B. Vasilyev "And there was evening and there was morning "

There was a case at work. The boss on one client is the melody of Lady Gaga "Juda". The client calls. The colleague asked, “What is the composition?". When Lady Gaga heard Judah answer, she asked, “Who is Judah?” There was silence in the office. Someone tried to explain: “Who betrayed Jesus?” The answer was amazing: “Who?” The whole office was told that it was Judas who betrayed Jesus. But the question from this cute girl, “How does Gaga know our Bible?” caused the whole office to hysterize.

If there is no line in the collection, then the computers are dependent! and :-(

My girlfriend stayed overnight. We lie down before bed and look at the telephone. Suddenly, she begins to run under the blanket.
What are you crawling there?
- Yes, the carpet interferes, you need to remove... - a couple of minutes up, from under the blankets appear - attention! The legs from which she pulls the lift.
I am in a deep hole.
I’m looking forward to tomorrow’s show "T-shirts through the head"...

Thursday is good because after Friday it will be Saturday. Remember that on Wednesday.

When you go up, you will meet a lot of different people. Do not offend them, because you will meet them all again when you fall down.
Filed to:file fictive

M: A robot from Ukrtelekom (the telephone operator in Ukraine) called and said that "You must pay 0 UAH, 0 copies, in case of non-payment the number will be disabled".
You have to pay, you can’t leave that way.
Pay for loyalty through Private Bank. They are very close to each other...

XHH: At the end of the day, you will finally find the end!
A great slogan for porn drama.
HHH: Who’s hurt... and I’m about inner searches in general :R
ууу: A "Inner searches" - great title =)

Discussions on the Forum...

Yesterday I called her drunk.

Yyy: I love this phrase, after it always begins the most interesting :D :D

my phone NOKLA of Chinese production in the area of the camera attracts metal like a magnet))))
Give a coin of 10 cop. And she sticks to him.)
WOW: I told you that he was like a decepticon from transformers!!! Throw it out!! to

Yesterday eleven-graduates from two remote villages of the Bulun ulus of Yakutia had to take the Unified State Examination in the district center, the village of Tiksi. But the helicopter prepared for their departure was intercepted at the last moment by the Deputy of the State Duma from Yakutia Mikhail Everstov, who rushed to another settlement. As it turns out, hunting.

Without paper, you are a cocktail, and with paper you are an analogy)))

I sat with a friend in the kitchen and drank beer under Nirvana. At the end of the last song on the album, Kurt made a guitar recording, and I feel like something he’s been doing for too long. Only I got to know what it was like, as a friend says, “Look, you’re going to play this kind of music – you’re going to go crazy and shoot yourself.” In the fact that we have been listening to the freon in the refrigerator "Minsk" for 10 minutes, a friend did not immediately believe...

Maxim (23:50:28 31/05/2011)
I saw a leopard’s egg in the zoo this morning. The White Tiger.

DeL'ta (23:50:56 31/05/2011)
God, I have lived my life, I have seen the eggs of a leopard.
I am jealous...

Putin - like a reflector, with a narrow-directed ray of light, like the eye of Sauron - wherever he looks, will not light up the situation - there immediately the process of photosynthesis of something begins, movement, scattering-overflowing...

The question:
Early in the morning sleeping husband anxiously whisper to the ear - dear! Rise up! My husband has arrived! What do you think? What will be his reaction?

The answer:
At the table for such jokes.

help: girls with small breasts, where do you buy breasts?
Grandfather without cowards: and the naphiga of the goat baian?? to
I understand, grandfather, why are you not cowards?

The fact that there are no ugly girls is best convinced not after a bottle of vodka, but after a year of life in the barracks.