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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №17729
 02.07.2009
Two friends are talking:
Where did you get that ring?
The boy gave me a memory.
What kind of boy?
I do not remember...

[ + 112 - ] Comment quote №17728
 02.07.2009
My husband and I live in a fairy tale. Yesterday he decided to cook a plow, and put the whole kilogram pack of rice in the pot! And then he jumped around the pot with his eyes opened, shouting at the whole kitchen:" The pot is not cooking!!!! Not a whiplash!and "

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №17727
 02.07.2009
NASA researchers are confident that they have found a solution to the events that occurred on June 30, 1908 in the area of the river Podkamena Tunguska. Scientists believe that the cause of the explosion, which destroyed 830 square kilometers of taiga, was a meteorite that fell to Earth.
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They quickly came up with a new idea!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №17726
 02.07.2009
xxx: I am an educated blonde without a capsule!>_<
YYY: You do not exist! XD is

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №17725
 02.07.2009
Zzz: I suggest playing xxx and yyy. It is only they who burn the abyss with all the garbage and hernia.

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