I killed my cat today. She was 14 years old.
I slept on the system.
Remember who is not difficult.

Unrespected smokers!
How tired of breathing the "smell" of your cigarettes! It is everywhere: on the streets, in restaurants, in clubs, in public transportation, where almost all drivers smoke, even in playgrounds where teenagers and parents of young children smoke. Nothing from him, shit, do not go! And also you are dissatisfied with the fact that your rights are violated by prohibiting you from smoking in public places. Has anyone thought about non-smokers?? to
Fuck that no one is fooled.

The cry of a tormented soul and a woman has been a month of untouched body. by Koala! by Ilmarinen! Melt... As long as you are there in feelings and decide something, I will be hanged up! Well, I can’t really do that anymore... I’m going to hit people soon!!! Fuck, let’s make it easier. Let us do something! If you are reading this, write me!

People, bring somewhere butterfly... My strength is not there =( Let it see, but...

Kirill Ivancov: Well, I made a beautiful offer to my wife! Dinner in the mountains, flowers, a romantic ring with diamonds...

Watson: You are a fool!

Kirill Ivancov: Why not?

Vasya Pohrenov: I made my offer cheap and no less angry! When she sits in her bed on a warm winter evening, I hear the end coming louder and all that, I stop sharply and say: - Marry me! She cried out, “Damn, just don’t stop!”

He discovered that Google doesn’t know the word “clitormouse” at all (just like clitormouse).

Meanwhile, it is so informally called a cursor control device on laptops such as ThinkPad (officially called a trackpoint). A red button in the middle of the keyboard. In the Aitishnikov circles, this word has been in use for more than 10 years. And it was invented by me in the "Computer" no one other than Tola Wassermann.

I don’t understand one thing – he’s a hater. How did he know about the clitoris?

Onotole invented a word that Google doesn’t know!

There is no more joyful spectacle than the look of a pre-Festival refrigerator!!! to

<Papa> Tanya, do you know what stress is?What is measured?? to
<Tanya> No, it’s when it’s hard on the soul, all on the nerves...

She is a low woman!
You are a man xD

I’ve been on the metro for a long time. I stand. In front of me sits a guy... an obvious major and glamourist. The bright colors. The clerical look. I cannot tolerate them. He is sitting. I think he’s reading some hernia. Ann no...he sat reading Poetry of the Scaldos (Scandinavian poetry, if anyone does not know). When the electrician stopped he heard that in his headphones he was playing the 2nd piano concert with Rahmaninov. Then he gave up his place to a grandmother. When he went out, he opened his bag and laid the book there... there I also saw a book with Mandela’s poetry.

People... People are so different. It doesn’t matter what it looks like, it matters what it is inside.

XXX is
Why do women cover their breasts with a blanket in the morning when they spend the night with a man?

YYYY
That he did not burn small breasts in the light?? to

XXX is
No, this is an ordinary question, not a mystery.

YYYY
AAA

YYYY
That he did not burn small breasts in the light!! to

June 31 began as a normal day... but the lack of the internet as warned...

by Bond118

How Much Does Your Payment Terminal Cost?
Do you want to buy a terminal?
No, not to break.

On the seabed, a huge creature wakes up, who needs to capture the brain of a boy. It reminds me of nothing...

The buttons "Pitch" are definitely missing!

Let’s buy Niva...which Putin?
It is like Putin.)
Kir: The first time you said correctly...

XXX: She didn't even paint without tonality, nothing looked like this, I thought it would be worse
Have you ever seen a girl without a tonal??? Oh, Terry, you must marry her.

from ZH:

My son told me.
He plays Lady Jedi and recently got a door into a room that he can't open, and so tried and so on... He wrote a chit-code that allows you to pass through the walls, passed through that door...
Ordinary room, nothing interesting, only on the wall the inscription: "Well, you and the chatter!"

From the forum about sex during menstruation =)
My "safe sex" in the menstrual period with simultaneous interrupted act and subsequent shower, the year recently turned... The child looks like a husband. be protected!! to

The job is not x..., it should not stand.

As a child, I loved watching cartoons about Ninja Turtles. Well who
Did not love?
And here, in the cinema, they showed more about them. I wanted to buy.
I bought. Funny as a creature. There is no benefit from it, but it is also harmful.
and bley. Better buy a fish. This animal took me half a year of life.
Not so much that, brake, comatic I would even say, even under
My feet are confused. He does not sleep at night. by Nea. Something is shaking, shaking.
Always cuddling, cuddling something, or eating constantly, or even cuddling.
His tower is in the wall, and he bounces until morning. There is no rear transmission.
Sleeping is hunting. And there are two options, or to get up, to tear away the wife,
turn on the light, raise the bed, find this bulldozer and press on the neck,
or to be penetrated by love and to endure until this creature is silent. under the morning.
Well, at night, sometimes, you need to go to the stove, or to the refrigerator, to live.
What, go down, and here this animal goes crazy up in the dark. I stumbled,
I fall in order not to blow up the creature. My wife is scared,
Not used to. To mark the creature at night, I wrapped it on the roof.
battery and LED, in flash mode. At night I am under.
The moonwalker runs through the beds, the blue lights like that, the piu-piu-piu. See also
Good for demand. But anyway, the horn will crumble and bounce. I thought s
Whatever it is. So far. Try driving in the car,
and ah? Here is. I put a super bright LED on her shoulder. The headlights
Light as it is. It was immediately packed. She is running, and she can see everything.
He walked in the darkness like a blind man. solved one problem.
Meaning is. The armor is good. The moon is slowly driving.
and ah. Then I attached her small wheels below. The first turtle
the speed of such accelerations and prospects, and then
Nothing is used to. I even learned a little to ride.
You put her on the floor, you set the direction, she is scratching, scratching it. Love is
Expensive to look at. At night, she even has manoeuvres under the closets.
The beds. The fun, the shit. Guests are sometimes scared. They sit
sitting, and here it is from under the couch in lamps and on wheels,
The tower will turn important, the route will be thrown, and will turn into another.
The Strone. The guests in shock, the turtle too. Who said they are foolish, right?
by Fig. Irritated her somehow. He kicked his finger in the haru, and it still thinks.
No, he can’t eat me. He knocked on the floor and went down.
On the wheels. It drove a little, I forgot. Then this fell, pharaoh.
I was blown up, crawled from the corner, while I was watching a movie and a little bit.
Capped! Think about whether she has a brain or not.
I almost lost her, really. Go to nature, drink and eat.
My comet is in the grass. It does not respond to the screams, and it does not.
Close to back. So many scammers around! The bulls are there, the chips. found
After a while, it was just at the garbage barrel. And nothing though. I then her.
On the roof, a plastic bottle from McDonald’s was glued. Used now
On the grass with the flag bright, it is always visible.