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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №32418
 02.07.2010
Rostikua: the fools capture the world
wedmid: baian, I’ve already taken it :)

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32417
 02.07.2010
Please look at the weather when we are expecting warming. I promised 30+ in a few days. Has the situation changed?

yyy: 2/7 +5; 3/7 +8; 4/7 +17; 5/7 +25; 6/7 +24; 7/7 +24; 8/7 +26

Maybe it’s cloudy? If it is cloudy then sign the letter O against the temperature.

yyy: 2/7 +5 D; 3/7 +8 O; 4/7 +17 C; 5/7 +25 G; 6/7 +24 PO; 7/7 +24 PO; 8/7 +26 C

XXX: Well, there is only to set up the periodicity of the update. Can you send us up-to-date weather data every 3 hours?

yyy: this was a trial to get weather data every three hours, buy the full version of the informer for $99.

xxx: key registration gec46hkkds36

Tagged: invalid key

XXX is crazy!! to

Tagged: invalid key

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №32416
 02.07.2010
In the guests I ask permission to use the comp, the hostess (x) says "no need to ask"
I: The computer is an intimate thing, it's like someone else's cowards without permission to take
X: But I don’t have anything like that on the compass!
I: You know, when cowards aren’t on me, they don’t have anything like that either.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №32415
 02.07.2010
Give him a piece of paper :D
T is fucking
I don't know the size :D
We are growing 😉
You are an optimist :D

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №32414
 02.07.2010
Milante: Blin, I got mad...I wanted chips, I went to the internet and ordered in the online store XDDD
And take them to me from the metro station Shchukinskaya.
Milante: because I did not look at the warehouse address
Dr.Cox ‎ ppt
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Milante ‎: now I solemnly through all of Moscow carry a pack of chips...ODNU XDDDD
I'm going to be ashamed to watch XDDDD

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32413
 02.07.2010
Counterphobia is the fear of being afraid.
The worst recursion.)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №32412
 02.07.2010
A burning man in front of me bought the following set of foods: four cut buttons and a pack of gondons. I tried to imagine the sequence of upcoming events – I couldn’t.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №32411
 02.07.2010
12-year-old Norwegian Hans Jörgen Olsen walked with his sister in the forest near the town of Lexwick.
Suddenly, an angry man came on his way.
But Hans was not confused, and used the skills acquired in the online game World of Warcraft.
First, he irritated the salmon to distract him from his sister. As he later explained, in the game, strong players irritate monsters to distract them from weak teammates. The animal followed him, then he pretended to be dead. “When you reach 30 levels in WoW, you’ll learn the ‘imaginary death’ trick,” says Hans. “I pretended to be dead and lost interest in me.”
Judging by the fact that the trick succeeded, the boy has already reached 30 levels. In this story, only one thing remains unclear: whether he received a quest award for his feat.
Using the opportunity, “Change” offers Blizzard (WoW manufacturer) to open training courses for forestry workers on its servers.

[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32410
 02.07.2010
Conversation in the hunting house before sleep:

What a blanket, I don’t even feel it! I like to have something tangible, something heavy.

2 - Take out the closet of the private...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №32409
 02.07.2010
Correspondence of the English-language sapport (S) with the client (C):

S: OK, we will send it to you by e-male.
C: (after the break) I prefer females :)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №32408
 02.07.2010
Administrator (17:59:55 1/07/2010) try again to update MSE
Administrator (18:10:16 1/07/2010) see what myom
Administrator (18:10:18 1/07/2010) by the way
Administrator (18:11:40 1/07/2010) and again
Administrator (18:15:21 1/07/2010) so
Administrator (18:15:25 1/07/2010) like it gets
Administrator (18:25:38 1/07/2010) see: go to IE and download the proxy settings there
Administrator (18:26:45 1/07/2010) then do import netsh
Administrator (18:27:57 1/07/2010) then try to update
Administrator (18:29:57 1/07/2010) agha
Administrator (18:32:13 1/07/2010) settings in IE after import can be restored
Administrator (18:35:13 1/07/2010) well, tomorrow we finish, I go home!
Uzer (18:55:13 1/07/2010) Smoke, sorry, I was at five at the meeting...

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32407
 02.07.2010
Leestex: today for admission to the university passed two commissions
Leestex: received two certificates: not a psychopath and not a drug addict
Leestex: first for a year, second for two
Leestex: So now you can listen to voices for a year, and smell coke and smoke grass for two years.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №32406
 02.07.2010
Tiber: Cut off my eyes, please, I can burn it.

I saw a girl today whose hair on her foreheads was tied to a cushion and cut.

Rescue the Sick.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №32405
 02.07.2010
Scorch is you?
Scorch: You have those old cassettes with porn.
Scorch: Who did we miss in our youth?
Der Lissen: There is somewhere (and what?)
Scorch: Look... I want to look... I want to postulate...
The Lissen: to pentecost? Is it called now? :D

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №32404
 02.07.2010
Moscow Order of Lenin Metropolitan named Lenin.

As a child I was almost mad when I saw this phrase and realized it. Or went down? At that time, I proposed that the mausoleum be called Lenin’s Moscow Mausoleum of the Order of Lenin.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32403
 02.07.2010
Good night and peaceful night)
Leave your pillow with you.
1: and will not leave you the blanket)))

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №32402
 02.07.2010
Reineke_Lis
The girl left me!
Stormy_-
I have a meter-high water column from the toilet.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №32401
 02.07.2010
From the Auto Forum:
Author: The Blonde
Subject: Please help me! The car does not start!! to
Posts of 176
Blonde says:
What is the meaning of "Empty"? Is there such a box with a hose?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №32400
 02.07.2010
stumbled in the office. Divided by compass.

July
I want to drink)
July
Go hit me. I have nails and legs.
Guitar
? to
July (15:44:12 1/07/2010)
In the sense of painted and refined

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №32399
 02.07.2010
1st
They asked for paint, I brought it.
2 is
The paint?
1st
Painting
1st
Sorry, I wrote inappropriately

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