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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №150597
 02.07.2018
The criterion of poverty from the IMF: if you spend more than 50% of your income on food, then you are poor (not poor, namely, poor)

yyy: I can’t spend 50% on food because 70% goes to the apartment)

What an elegant way to avoid poverty.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №150596
 02.07.2018
Asking forgiveness is bad for me. I quickly get insulted.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №150595
 02.07.2018
At work, the whole team discussed pension reforms, calculated how much the pension will be, will live / will not live. Obviously we will not survive, and if we survive, we will get a gulkin har. And they decided that we are moving from a completely white ZP to a white minimum (and some have decided to make 0.5 rates), and everything else from the previous ZP including the amounts that went to taxes and all kinds of pensions will be issued in black.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №150594
 02.07.2018
WM 2018. The long-awaited meeting of the best footballers of the world Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi has taken place! They met today at Sheremetyevo airport.

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