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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №152737
 02.08.2019
He lived in communion with two Tatar brothers. The elderly man owed money, and returned it in parts and reluctantly. During the next financial crisis, which happened to students at least once a week, they went to the debtor. The neighbor opened it and shouted into the room:

- Denis, the Tatars are here again for the tribute!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №152736
 02.08.2019
Any fool suspects vaguely that he is a fool. But there is a lack of evidence for the mind.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №152735
 02.08.2019
A surgeon told me. One day he examined the patient before the operation and she seemed to be familiar to him. I thought for a long time where he could see her and decided that most likely in the hospital where he was going on internship. He asks:
Do you work in the third hospital?
Yes there.
Is eating in the dining room just as bad?
I think yes. I still work as a chef there.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №152734
 02.08.2019
My first girlfriend was called Alla, but we broke up with her. Ironically, the second was also called Alla, and we also broke up with her. But now my friends call me Alcatester!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №152733
 02.08.2019
I remembered the story, I think a decent pickup.

My friend's story from the words of his acquaintance, who works in the Mercedes salon.

So, as on Friday, a guy with a girl comes to the salon, with happy faces they choose a car and their choice falls on one that is not available, or a color that is not in this salon. After they make a pre-order, the guy leaves a deposit of 100k rubles and they leave.

And it would seem that there is nothing unusual in this story, but on Monday the guy comes alone and takes the pledge...

And it happens again and again, only with other girls.

And this is due to the fact that, as I understood, in Mercedes such a policy - when refused they return the deposit all 100%

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №152732
 02.08.2019
I went with my child to the bathtub park.

I landed unsuccessfully, as it became known later, rupture of ligaments, and other unpleasant things.

We sit on the stairs, waiting for Dad. Eaten with fruit.



Dialogue with my 4 year old daughter.



Mom, let’s go and eat again.

I can’t walk, my leg hurts.

But you can swallow, right?

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