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[ + 36 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158454
 02.08.2022
A guy once wrote to me. We met, talked and came to know who was doing what. I studied at the university at the time and was a public assistant with an investigator in the investigative department. He practiced there and was delayed. It was curious. I write to him all this, sharing dreams about how I might one day come there to work for money, and I get in response some wild: "How can you? Boys are sitting in the human area! A waste creature! You are a creature!” He blocked me.

I did not have to, but I decided for myself that I would not meet in Classmates anymore.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №158453
 02.08.2022
It’s bad when you’re all well. You don’t know what to rejoice at first.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №158452
 02.08.2022
An indicative example of laconicity is associated with the Macedonian Tsar Philip II. In a letter to Sparta, he wrote: “I advise you to surrender immediately, because if my army enters your lands, I will destroy your gardens, enslave people and destroy the city.”
The Spartans answered briefly, “If.”

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №158451
 02.08.2022
One day, a wise man said nothing. The times came very restless, and the interlocutors seemed very unreliable.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №158450
 02.08.2022
I went on a trip 35 years ago after a night on a trolley bus. He sat down and immediately fell asleep - the night turned out to be very heavy, and even the younger cut his teeth, and the older one was infected with salmonella. At the end, the driver woke up - the conductors were not there at the time. He crossed the road, sat on the same trolley... and fell asleep again. At the other end, the driver, waking me up, realized that I was not a buoy. He asked where to wake up and woke up at the right stop.

Since then, I have not been driving sitting, only standing. still cut, you just start to see a dream, your legs bend, the body falls, but the brain intercepts control, you wake up sharply on half-bowns...

The people around disperse, think naric or alcoholic, and this is just a working guy going home at night.

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