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[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №35411
 02.09.2010
The Gamer Forum:

[13-06, 08:46] SIDOVSKY: and I got five in all the exams)
[13-06, 08:56] bon: the wicked
[13-06, 09:07] humbaS: Destroyed
[13-06, 09:15] WalWer
[13-06, 09:23] Mah Jongg

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №35410
 02.09.2010
The Prelude:
We run, look for a sex shop with a girlfriend, but we can’t find it. There was a museum store nearby. With his tools, he decided to come in and ask where he was.
Do you know where the sex shop is?
P is no. A small pause. I have a huge selection of microphones.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №35409
 02.09.2010
Technical support provider:
The operator: Good night.
Andrei: Hello to you. How is it?
A is good.
A: Do they often talk to you at night?
A: Now yes, so if you have any questions, I listen to you carefully.
A is trouble. I wanted to play with you in words. The internet has not turned on yet. If I distract you, I apologize.
A: Andrei, don’t miss, there is a sappar and a sink. All the good. to Goodbye.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №35408
 02.09.2010
XX: It seems that the bosses have put you in specific lulls for late, since you are at work today on time.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY It happened accidentally.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №35407
 02.09.2010
Pavliq: Listen, how can I make everyone see me and not one? I worked here alone. Fucking how?
Add it to the list of invisibles
Pavliq: stupid like this? Fuck you understand.
MM: the right button on the contact to add to the list of failures
Pavliq: thank you very much
Poppy is offline

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №35406
 02.09.2010
Wolf> I generally suggest to make a set of Lada Kalina Putin edition

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №35405
 02.09.2010
Solo Max (17:28:21 1/09/2010)
In the Saratov region, a tank struck a bus....Pizdec, someone in the GTA IS PLAYING WHAT?? to

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №35404
 02.09.2010
I woke up at 11 a.m. and still don’t need to go to inst. I go out on the balcony, I look, the student comes home, with flowers...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №35403
 02.09.2010
thx (13:22:22 1/09/2010)
I can't understand - it's okay to support the Russian automotive industry, if he doesn't need it himself?
yyy (13:22:51 1/09/2010)
This is a game, gambling.
yyy (13:23:03 1/09/2010)
The One-Handed Bandit
yyy (13:23:32 1/09/2010)
billions of dollars, and eventually
yyy (13:23:42 1/09/2010)
But the fox fascinates.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №35402
 02.09.2010
The topic of shit in the car remained a secret for me and thank God. True friend joked anywhere, a shy man... opened two doors on the side and let me hide... and I quietly drive the car forward... he is a goose, sprinkling the stool and a mother – he follows me... (c) green

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №35401
 02.09.2010
Martalex: In the first week of September in the Roman Catholic parishes of the country will be held the consecration of school supplies
Martalex: the timetable is dedicated to the seals.
Thupik: I will not go.
You are given 4 in the exam.
Martalex: and you "and I’ve got the metropolitan’s inquiry". and look at the teaching as if he were committing a mortal sin.
Thupik: not riding
Thupik: This is physics.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35400
 02.09.2010
Yyy: I’ve got one: I eat so much after sex that it’s just ppc. Today I and my whole refrigerator probably melted) There and cabbage cakes went on)
xxxh: "go on" is it, I hope, in the food?

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №35399
 02.09.2010
Pro100klimoff

Only a true Russian can open the balcony at night because it is hot, and then hide with a blanket because mosquitoes.

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