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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №132982
 02.09.2016
I work in a store, a grandmother goes to us, feeding the eagle of local cats, which we give them a delay.
The next day, the grandmother goes past the store and calls all her cats for lunch:
The man! The Duck! The Sun! by Katka! and etc. All female names
I stood, smoked and asked:
- Aunt Lucia, what do you have, all the cats?
Why is? No is. A man’s cat!
and :-)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №132981
 02.09.2016
I had Sasuke’s best friend. One day we fought a lot with him and stopped communicating. Then I decided to write him a letter of reconciliation. I sent it and never received a response. It’s been five years since then, but today I got a call from Sasha! He received this letter a few days ago. The Russian Post can sometimes do wonders, in short :)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №132980
 02.09.2016
The boys are playing, fighting:
The power of the earth!
The power of water!
The power of fire!! (Return to Someone’s Fall)
The Power of Three!! to

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №132979
 02.09.2016
Can you sing loudly?
I can loudly Mash and Kat, I’m not.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №132978
 02.09.2016
August 31, in the evening. The child is preparing, like the rest of the family, to enter a new life - he goes to first class, for the first time. And before going to bed, she says proudly: I'm ready, you'll wake me up early tomorrow only! But she still doesn’t know that tomorrow will always be "earlier".

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №132977
 02.09.2016
The customer cannot come to the office to conclude a contract. I say :
I’ll make a contract with you, I’ll give it to you. You only send me a scan of your passport - the first page and the one with a passport.
She answers me:
I will send. Then send him back to me. Then I know you. Take a loan for me.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №132976
 02.09.2016
Windows 10 Education is likely to teach you Linux

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №132975
 02.09.2016
TV is hot. Transmission about the harm of McDack, the host tells about the world conspiracy and other pleasures and tremors. There is an advertisement with... by TADAM!!! The McDonald’s advertisement. A conspiracy is a conspiracy, and a bubble is a bubble.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №132974
 02.09.2016
As long as the heart pumps blood, we will pump knowledge.
YYY: While we are pumping something unclear, someone is pumping oil :)

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