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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №9442
 02.09.2008
I like the video on Bash!

Regina Dubovitskaya

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №9441
 02.09.2008
I rested in the summer, painting my eyes in the morning. The friend:
“For the first time I see a girl who, while painting her eyelids, doesn’t open her mouth.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №9440
 02.09.2008
Steinmeier was skeptical about imposing sanctions on Russia. "Then someone must explain to me what could be a sanction against Russia," he said.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №9439
 02.09.2008
Tagged with >hey
bug > yo
Tagged > question
bug > answer
Yellow > well
bug > bad
The > agreed
bug > without b
Elijah > then let’s go.
bug > numbered

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9438
 02.09.2008
Real news headline "In Ukraine went tanks to extinguish fire"...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №9437
 02.09.2008
I (00:39:58 31/08/2008)
Go back and jump to the crowd. ;)
MorpheY (00:40:26 31/08/2008)
I will not endure it... by Gaia! Sex symbol of childhood.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №9436
 02.09.2008
Imagine a picture briefly.

(The employee writes on the phone while on vacation)

by Kolo
The Belarusian depth. The evening. Quiet and dark. I am standing on the door and smoking. The man approaches and asks for a cigarette. We keep silent, we smoke, we look in the dark.

by Kolo
Suddenly he asks: "Linuxoid?"

by Kolo
I barely swallowed a cigarette. How I burned, I don’t know. The Belarusian depth. 40 km from a city that nobody even knows. "Linuxoid?"

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №9435
 02.09.2008
Sitting on the bench. The lovers kiss. long and long. I decided to find, wait. After five minutes, they finished and hugged each other. He whispered something gently on her ear. This is a dialogue.
He is a cat.
She is: A?
He is: X#Y on!!! Oh sorry, I didn’t hold up =)
I barely turned around with the shop! O_O

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №9434
 02.09.2008
Bear: Yes, of gifts - only presence
XAuTx: to kiss the bride?
Bear: And that
xAuTx: I’ll steal it from you in the park :)
Bear: :) Better a year in two or three, I will say when

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9433
 02.09.2008
Where the inventors-enthusiasts of beautiful dates looked is unclear.
and 07.07.07 and 08.08.08 saw, but 20.08.2008 saw.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №9432
 02.09.2008
On the forum of multiple sclerosis (sclerosis.net) there should be no login by password in principle.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №9431
 02.09.2008
We go for a friend to him home, we call the home phone and ask if he will go for a walk. The answer was: Yes, and where are you?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9430
 02.09.2008
From the forum:

xxx: Well, if you can, give instructions, but the ones I read did not impress me and I understood little.
YYY: I was not impressed either. Lots of intrigues in our facades lately, little =(

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №9429
 02.09.2008
Leshiy: However, how behind compas from humans... the men, for example, two cores began to think from the Stone Age) moreover, we also have a brain in the reserve)))

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №9428
 02.09.2008
From the forum:

The question:
Does it happen that when you brush your teeth, you accidentally hit your teeth with a toothbrush? I recently changed my toothbrush and noticed that with a new I often hit my toothbrush. Her form is uncomfortable. Is this dangerous for the teeth?

The answer 2:
Beware of M.B. This is a shoe brush.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №9427
 02.09.2008
The problem is not to open the third eye, but to

The first two were not closed.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №9426
 02.09.2008
http://www.diary.ru/~kulebrin/p47357083.htm



Remember the story that happened in the first series.

Fantastic Star Wars fighter.

Remember, at the beginning of the film, two noble Jedi knights rub enemies.

with laser swords, then the chief says something like, "We are here to do

No matter – we go!“Do they both fall? The Russian director told me.

“Star Wars” by Maria Solovtsova. In the original phrase.

“The forces are equal – let’s run!”

As I heard, I almost fell. I ask the Americans.

It turns out, everything is so. As long as the forces are equal, there is nothing to be born.

climb, and better hit, then call the aircraft, well, and so on, look

News from Iraq.

It was necessary to explain that in Russia the concepts of heroism are different, and,

After seeing such characters, our spectator will just run out of the hall.”

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9425
 02.09.2008
The half-life of the banana in nature is 350 years.

The half-life of my VAZ-2112 is 3 months maximum.

It’s strange – and why?! to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №9424
 02.09.2008
Hey, my name is Denis!
Hello you are burning =)
I love fucking my dog.
1: Chto blyat'?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №9423
 02.09.2008
Jigsaw (11:20:01 29/08/2008)
I just pulled my hair out of my nose.

ensemble3 (11:20:42 29/08/2008)
How do you feel after that?

Jigsaw (11:20:47 29/08/2008)
It can be funny how nervous I am.

ensemble3 (11:21:04 29/08/2008)
and Oga. The Moscow.

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