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[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №35451
 02.09.2010
Google Questions and Answers.

Question: Do you agree that believers are better and more moral than atheists?
Answer: If no one is burned on the fire, then yes.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №35450
 02.09.2010
Many are wondering, and why the GDP has actually broken on the yellow rope of Russell - like before the elections is still far away, and it is already running.

Recalling Yeltsin’s last words as president, I ask: what will happen?

Will Medvedev on New Year's Eve say that he is tired and leaves?
Or Putin on New Year's Eve - I rested and came back?

PS cat and shredder in the duumvir!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №35449
 02.09.2010
AbleR: Public transportation is the most efficient device for withdrawing small bills from circulation.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №35448
 02.09.2010
Scream: fucking... now Putin on the television showed... whether the operator did not choose a very perspective, but the lighting - somehow he changed...
Something reminded me of how Anakin Skywalker turned into Darth Vader.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №35447
 02.09.2010
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Did I tell you today about the ambulance in the hands of the guard?

wave:(16:37:07 2/09/2010)
No is

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Car, I leave the universe, and there on the passage guard is sitting and looking at all students. This guard has a thirty-centimetre line in his hands, and here comes a guy, he goes to meet me, the cold seems to have forgotten at home, this guard so quietly pulls out the line and closes the guy’s road. The guy wasn’t confused... said to him "what will we do?"I was bent)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №35446
 02.09.2010
You do not believe in the law of evil. Shhas sought scandals, overturned all the scandals, scandals were found only in the first.
Not in the last...
Yes, because I have 2 banks.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №35445
 02.09.2010
Here’s the generation that has grown up not reading “Children of Captain Grant.”
yyy: Here’s a generation that has grown up, and it’s a generation that has grown up."

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №35444
 02.09.2010
Dooki: What is a file?
ZoozooZ: Again

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №35443
 02.09.2010
kkk: you see at the clock 3.14 and you unwillingly think "pi..etc"

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №35442
 02.09.2010
Unknown people, knowing the address of Akamiak Babylova, painted the inscription "B" under her windows, thereby proving that it would not be possible to ban it.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №35441
 02.09.2010
xxx (20:02:21 1/09/2010)
I installed a new quip.

yyy (20:02:27 1/09/2010)
Goodly

yyy (20:03:00 1/09/2010)
He will first give you a bunch of unnecessary status, then start writing for you, and then rape your dog.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35440
 02.09.2010
If you cut off the head of a cockroach, he will die. In a few days. of hunger.
xxx: I think with some beadlings this can work too
xxx: they even have time to go to work once : ))
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY And no loss of productivity)))))))
xxx: absolutely, colleagues will not even suspect : ))))

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №35439
 02.09.2010
The Seller of Eight, not Nune?
Smooth: I will put the seeds on the off-the-counter, the cost of the coat, the run of 30 thousand posts, the color is rubber, rubber is rubber, no casting, the music is blown - the radio technology runs the ep!
The back of the rubber is winter, so for the winter it is easy to move the back forward, the transformer is!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №35438
 02.09.2010
xxx: in a wave such a desolation)))
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: no people, no such spam in the chat)) at the fountain I alone fished all morning, in raids all morning gather, can not collect) children in school!)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35437
 02.09.2010
xxx: push the mafia two or fig with her?
Fig with her.
XXX: What would you do like that?
Tagged: oil

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №35436
 02.09.2010
A short summary: there was a bug in the doorstep that the first appeal to the base turned off by timeout, but the following went normally. It turned out that the Hindus had accumulated 75,000 lines of the method, and the connection to the BD collapsed during the JIT-compilation of the method. To revitalize further discussion, I would say that with C++ this would not happen.

>>> The 75k line method in C++ is more likely to call the devil than it works.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №35435
 02.09.2010
Do you have an explorer?
YYY: It happens in the morning.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №35434
 02.09.2010
RazZzoR: I have a problem 'how to get sex'I fuck more than with irka

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №35433
 02.09.2010
xxx: the condom was broken: ((
xxx: bad was the idea to write a pen "On Berlin!!and "

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №35432
 02.09.2010
The Hunting Arms Forum
Maniax: I read here that a bullet fired from a 50-caliber sniper rifle and flew 2,000 meters, has more energy than the charge of a two-ship from 1.5 meters.
Pacifist: Well, but they don’t even compare to a good stake on the mouth...

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