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[ + 60 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52751
 02.09.2011
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The fucking! I painted my nails on my legs, glued struts, walked barefoot so as not to get stuck until it dried up.
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And what you think, the cat came on his foot. The Fucks.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №52750
 02.09.2011
From a discussion in a group of VK...
The topic of the discussion: "Two people are drowning. One loves you, the other loves you. Only one can be saved. Who will you save?"
The girl writes:
I will save the one who loves me because the one I love is a goat.! to

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №52749
 02.09.2011
Recently on "Culture" watched a show about animals. Literally: "The life of an ordinary mouse is very short. But the early death saves her from a lot of trouble!

I turned off and thought.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №52748
 02.09.2011
Steve Jobs’s statement about the departure: iQuit.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №52747
 02.09.2011
There was history of the Ancient World, the Middle Ages, the New History, now - the latest. We are approaching the Supernova.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №52746
 02.09.2011
I work in a large company, we deliver equipment for repairs. After the diagnosis comes the results for each position: type guarantee or no repair, cause of malfunction, etc.

Results of laptop diagnosis from the service:
“And we made it like a beak, and we made it like a pebble.”

Re-called to clarify - the cockroach settlement in the note turned out to be :)

[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52745
 02.09.2011
Some genius, on the line on September 1st, put an audio-phone screenshot from the "animal world" with a yeast. At the time when the pupils were drawn into the school.)

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №52744
 02.09.2011
Tagged: anti-freezing
WOW: Is it for me? I am a lady to get drunk I have enough bottles of wine

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №52743
 02.09.2011
XHH: The throat is sick and the mushroom on the finger
Was it in the mouth?
Tag: on the foot
Oh my God...

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №52742
 02.09.2011
Q: Did you hear that Lehi’s son was born?
U : what?
X is meaning? Which word do you not understand?
A: From whom?
From my wife, I suppose. He was married.
A: Who is who?
X: Fuck, the son of Lehin is married! I was born yesterday, married today.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №52741
 02.09.2011
Ananas: the summer has ended quickly.
What kind of summer?
Hett: Aaa...

[ + 50 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52740
 02.09.2011
I liked the scene on the bus.
A large guy sat down on a pair seat so that he could not sit down, unless he put a barbecue. The people touch him, but they do not climb. But there was a reason for him too...
Another guy came in, 200 pounds. Fullness is unhealthy, it is apparent that you are not happy with your weight. For a minute he did not stand, as he moved to the venerable place and without a mouthpiece asked the first to move. He hurried, but stuck to the window.
The new Gargantua decidedly sat next to him so that he remained pressed to the boat and only was able to pour:
Has long been broken?
from the birth. I am not happy myself.
People in the salon somehow immediately became not so much more free, but more fun.)

OddyRash

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52739
 02.09.2011
Conversation of 2 students, 6th course (both half a year must write a diploma):
Do you have a diploma?
2 is yes.The Scientific Director...

[ + 71 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52738
 02.09.2011
DORC: BGG
Dorc: The dull rain tries to hint on me that I won’t go for a second batch of beer
Dorc: a naive natural phenomenon

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №52737
 02.09.2011
Title of the forum:
I sell my motorcycle.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №52736
 02.09.2011
I got into an inconvenient situation today. I went with my husband from the subway, and next to the side was some very large and steep SUV. I say to my husband, Kiwa to the side:
I wonder how much is that fool? (Because of the fuel consumption)
Who knew there was a gorgeous girl next to us?

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №52735
 02.09.2011
XXX: And my ex was so capable that I even embarrassed my wife to ask.

Oh man, tell me what you can do!! To God, it is interesting. There will be many in Poland.
Please!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №52734
 02.09.2011
At a lecture on philosophy, a guy asks the teacher various questions. now the teacher and expressed: and you are a guy like that, with a subwoofer.
here I am from the back in half the voice, all the guys with the screws, and he with the subwoofer... even went out

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №52733
 02.09.2011
Teacher at the lecture today:
In general, I think that many subjects in the university are not needed. Not just for programmers, but...
Then I thought a little:
But I will not call you, you will give me up immediately.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №52732
 02.09.2011
Feanor: ah, and I got the agenda in the army (... the fools ruined all the plans...
Be a bold wolf! Take her back!

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