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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №154915
 02.09.2020
A call from an unknown number. I take. The male voice in the tube: "The boss is dead", and immediately goes to some work issues. I suddenly wake up, trying to catch out which boss is talking about. I ask.

It turned out that he had such a name - Died.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №154914
 02.09.2020
There was a foolish seller in the box.

He always made a plan. The management decided to look at his work.

In the morning, he comes to the office, opens the telephone directory at the place where he stopped the day before and tumblingly calls the list:

Do you need tubes? No is? Sorry I am sorry.

Just like a machine.

He listened and then asked:

Have you tried to change something?

What for example?

For example, ask, “What about your acquaintance?”

– Oh! It is an idea! The manager said.

The following month it doubled sales.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №154913
 02.09.2020
What is a good discussion about nothing? There is no need to summarize at the end.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №154912
 02.09.2020
The real story.
This happened in the metro of the "cultural capital" ten or fifteen years ago.
Whether she noticed a group of Roma descending on the escalator in the subway, or if she complained of passengers, but she took a microphone and announced: "At the station a Roma camp, be careful." Nothing unusual at all. Simple human care for passengers.

The Gypsies disappeared. They are not in the first. But there was a fighter for rights, one of those who pray, the forehead is broken, who learned about it and went to complain to everyone in a row: the press, the management of the metro, except that he didn't have time to get to the sportlot. To say, racism, humiliation of human dignity on a national basis, etc., with all the stops. The management of the metro responded that it conducted an investigation, resolved. Yes, such a case had occurred. There was nothing offensive or degrading in the announcement. Moreover, it urged citizens to be careful and sensitive, so that the passengers do not unintentionally break the subtle mental balance of the representatives of the people who suffered from the tsarist and Soviet regimes, and still suffer from the future, shamelessly left without supervision things or unconsciously displayed jewelry of yellow metal. Well, if human rights activists think that calling a person a Roma is the same as calling him a thief and a fraudster... So sorry, this is just racism.

Sorry, sorry, there was no such thing, the pen itself wrote as it should be, if in the place of the leader a decent and courageous man. But unfortunately, in reality, everything is as usual: than advocating for your honest employee, it is easier to go to the cause of the throatmen and not to hit your head with such little things. The guard was deprived of the prize, it was that an explanatory work on respect for minorities was carried out.
Unfortunately, such a harsh prose of life.

However, thankful passengers... No, not passengers, of course, simply, whether on the forum, or in the subway enthusiasts community, when discussing this story, someone whispered that it would be good to compensate for the loss of the prize... Word for word, and they collected money, managed to find that duty and pass.
It was enough for the bouquet.
It is a bull.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №154911
 02.09.2020
What kind of cocktail is this?
This is the coconut urine.
The coconut doesn’t feel at all.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №154910
 02.09.2020
When I was five or six years old, I first watched the movie "Bloody Sports".

One day, his father recorded this film, giving his friend, uncle Vite, an old cassette.

It was only after Van Damme and Bolo Yen went out to the match to fight in the final fight that there was a film interference and 3 healthy Negritos roasted a German on the couch. I wondered what these actors were, why they weren’t in the movie before. 😄😄 😄

This was my first #DasiFantastic#

Then my father and friends watched this tape under a beer. The father told his friends that it was his son’s favorite tape, but when the last battle began, I ran into my room ashamed and soon heard a loud roar from his company.

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