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[ + 107 - ] Comment quote №1058
 20.01.2008
Tomorrow I’m going to the exam and I’m reading.

Diagnosis: The student remembers
Diagnosis: You are reading right today.
Diagnosis: Tomorrow you will not have a session!

and naked!!He closed and went to study.
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Plus to see how many students are reading tours instead of preparing for exams!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №1057
 20.01.2008
xxx: news on mail.ru: "Ukraine is secretly joining NATO"
Yyy: PPC, NATO probably doesn’t know about it yet

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №1056
 20.01.2008
It was on the radio:
The feminist society “Nude Breasts” has about 40 members. »

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №1055
 20.01.2008
A quiet morning. I stood brushing my teeth, something remembered a joke from the tower about ready at the concert of Kadysheva. It smiled. I clean further. I presented. I shrinked. I presented again. and charged. She swallowed all the pasta that was in her mouth... In general, the look of the mother who ran to strange sounds is the following picture: The child stands over the scrap, blends there with a blender, cries, cries, splashes... But, shit, laughs!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №1054
 20.01.2008
<Lynx> here I sit and watch "The War of the Dinosaurs"
<Lynx> crazy... I haven’t seen such a rare shit in a year.
<Lynx> or even two
<Lynx> blasphemy in 1561 in Korea "Incompetent fools" is your atheist.
<Lynx> just shot down a man at a speed of 80-100 km / h... so the man fell 10 cm from the cap...
<Lynx> crazy.. dialogues are just something..
<Lynx> "He will help, he will be able to do so that you can see what you don’t want to see..."
<Lynx> has passed the half of the film and has not yet shown the snake completely... as if it hadn’t yet drizzled.
<Lynx> all the time to the belt
<Lynx> Karoche, Gadzilla 1973 year more interesting...
<Lynx> )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
<Lynx> On the helicopter was a flying dwarf.. well type stuck.. A combat helicopter of the Apache or Comanch... The pilot gets the bride from where the 9mm shotgun and shoots from the cabin through the glass into this beast..
<Lynx> glasses of such a helicopter can withstand the direct impact of the stinger, fucking.
<Lynx> all... zeblo.. I will be looking forward to... there at least closer to reality

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №1053
 20.01.2008
Hello to the worker!
2 – Hello
1: How is it?
2 is fucking! I joke, I need to rework a bunch of contracts, I burned a fax, which I need very much, the accounting office was busy, there is no money, and I want to eat!!!!! to
2: How are you?
1: the nails strike here)
2: The problem of people.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №1052
 20.01.2008
If you believe the Bible, anyone, even the most outspoken sinner, can go to heaven if he dies during Easter. This is the first bug in human history that has been officially protocoled and has not yet been corrected.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №1051
 20.01.2008
by Cardinal911
I drink protein with a chocolate taste, diluted in orange juice, eat a banana. Am I a pervert?
LonelyCactus :
You are Pidaras.
To drink such cocktails, a person must have an exclusively trained sphincter.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №1050
 20.01.2008
The Bionet:
The bleach was again.

The Bionet:
There was a tangus. he fucking 5 minutes explained to me that he had a cable from the processor to the video card... but it was a jerk yet, there was a power cable needed. The shortest one. I sold him 1.8 m and he left. After a few minutes, this body comes back and says, “I don’t understand anything! I mean I grew up. " I don’t look at him, I’m looking at him like that. Then he takes this cable in the area of the fork, pulls it out like a snake, suffocated by his hand, and compares it with its height (you know how fishermen are forever photographed). He repeats his request. I stopped, called the deputy director with the words that there were doubts about the length of the cable, such as a meter and a half maximum. He pulled another cable for 1.8 meters. Com comes out after him. The two are now standing and peeling the cables... ppc! I can’t stand the com. by Dir. It begins to roast! I connect to. We all know that the Chinese are fucking foolish!!! And this tangus of the expedition was the only one to measure the length of a standard cable! And I burned the FSEH CHINCEFF!!! I am losing the sting of the home fse cable overmeasure after work, once the sting has burned! The movie fucking.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №1049
 20.01.2008
I decided to change the job.I work as a advertiser.I sit in the office, I send a resume for the same position on soap...In 20 minutes. The answer comes:
Alexander, I reviewed your resume...What, shit, in 3 minutes, was in my office!!! to

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