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[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №25070
 20.01.2010
Why the writings of professors sometimes have the same meaning as the abstract paintings. You look at the board and think: What did the author want to tell us?

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №25069
 20.01.2010
Friends for the first time...
XX: Have you ever boiled water for tea on a bowl?
YYY: I see you there being taught to survive in communion?
No, we are learning ourselves. Where to go? There is no tea, the only pot is occupied with soup. Of the remaining metal dishes, only a bowl... And sweet tea is very desirable...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №25068
 20.01.2010
In the computer graphics competition won Left, he managed to insert his name, URL and photo in one pixel.

[ + 95 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25067
 20.01.2010
This can only be in Russia.
According to a recently adopted law, the cheapest vodka should cost 89 p. In the store, the cheapest vodka was worth (!and 40 rubles.
The same store. On the shelf is the same, the cheapest vodka, but with the price of 89 p. and below the ad:"Action:you buy one bottle of vodka and the second as a gift!"

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №25066
 20.01.2010
According to the results of the tests, thanks to the widespread access to pornographic resources, including the Internet, the number of rape cases in the last 25 years has decreased by 85%.

Porn will save Golakteko!!! to

[ + 57 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25065
 20.01.2010
Student girlfriend in community:
I read websites about weight loss, realized that in order to start eating at least somehow, I need to sit on a diet

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №25064
 20.01.2010
HeadBuch: It turns out, this is a bad sign, when in the morning before entering the parking lot near the office, the road is crossed by a sysadmin...

[ + 113 - ] Comment quote №25063
 20.01.2010
An idea of what air conditioning should look like for owners of cars with xenon not provided by the factory design. No demons, scraps and other dirt. Gothic and technological. The sinner is placed in absolute darkness. and full. To close the eye for nothing. So a minute. Within a minute right in his eyes - xenon far away! for 20 seconds. Then again darkness. Light in the eyes again. Closing them, or turning your head away - it is not possible. And so for centuries.
and yes. It would be good if he would occasionally cry, “Lord, why am I tormented?”A loud voice from the sky answered:
My son is lost! Do not crack! I checked – Nothing is blind!"

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №25062
 20.01.2010
Here all sorts of shit writes, say, who does not plush, will not give up the session... In short. In their ass. Whoever sees THIS will give away from the first time everything that remains, and whoever has the transfer ahead will give it away without any problems! And whoever does not see it will repeat the fate of those who see it. Good luck to you, dear ones!

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №25061
 20.01.2010
By the way, who won?

Kissy
hz, they count for a long time) in Russia for a day the residual result is known, and we will not be able to compete -)))))))

Sun - Tiger
You know...

Sun - Tiger
In Russia, the result was known before the elections.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №25060
 20.01.2010
The water managers are very faithful people.
In honor of the baptism they turned off the hot water today, so that every resident of the house can experience the delights of swimming in the pit.

[ + 109 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25059
 20.01.2010
xxx: I am so upset that even with the laptop off I can't force myself to study
Yyy: And I’m so upset that I’m rushing to the counter, although the exam is in 8 hours! ))
Zzz: I am so upset that I live in a barracks.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №25058
 20.01.2010
xxx: now everyone plays the "happy farmer", and I was playing in a real country as a child.
YYY : YYYYYYY I think they all played ?
My grandmother was a clan leader.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №25057
 20.01.2010
Sothoth: Oh, and it’s not easy work, to get rid of the dotty... ©incub

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №25056
 20.01.2010
The "Best of the Abyss"
Record No. 98500 about Galina Ivanovna. This is a real man! When I read it I couldn’t believe my eyes!!! I worked with her two years ago! It is in Megion! He has not been there since then!
Please bring it somewhere, lost all contact from those places.
(To the one who made that record - Gene - greeting, knock three6 9eight 5four six32)

BOR - connectihg people!!!))

[ + 75 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25055
 20.01.2010
In Europe, every two men have had homosexual intercourse after 30 years
With every first HD.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №25054
 20.01.2010
The Pitak:
I have seen such a picture. Cold on the street. Gastarbyters in the sweat of their faces rub the ice with the blades, with the blades they try to scratch the drowned snow. In short, the work boils in all, until the pair stands. And then one of them rings the phone with the melody "If there were no winter in the cities and villages...".

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №25053
 20.01.2010
by Angelowka:
The smoke. Are empty MP3 disks expensive?

[ + 79 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25052
 20.01.2010
According to IA RIC:
In Dnipropetrovsk, a tractorist called himself a warrior of light and threatened the police. According to the investigation, he had smoked three cigarettes with the drug.

The incident occurred on Tuesday, 8 October at 4:00 p.m. The security guard of the Dnipropetrovsk car show appealed to the police, informing that a tractorist came to the car parking lot and began to run between the cars, waving a knife and shouting something similar to spells.

The nearest crew of GAI was sent to the parking lot. Seeing their car, the hooligan rushed away on his JCB tractor. The persecution began. However, after some time the tractorist turned his car 180 degrees and dropped the basket, after which the inspectors of the GAI were forced to hide from the pursuit.

To be continuous...

[ + 75 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25051
 20.01.2010
xxx: reviewed Eurotour, there the main character travels through the world to meet a girl who has entertained him by email.
He’s a funny guy, I’d just write him from another box in his place :-)

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