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[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №41996
 20.01.2011
Visit cards are broken to distinguish a personally handed out visit card from the one sent by mail, attached to documents, transmitted through agents and other methods of delivery of visits. The blown card means that it was handed over personally and with the person you know personally.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №41995
 20.01.2011
I bought the King on Saturday. :)
xxx: Kolya number received - x022cm
WOW: Is it true?
Yes no, less of course.)
I am about the car!! to

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №41994
 20.01.2011
<nm> delayer: there were times of shit, I remember carrying a disc in my pocket with jpg tile, slipped in the winter and pipet - no tile

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №41993
 20.01.2011
I couldn’t give up on volleyball, no matter how I tried. The last time we go with a friend to the sports hall to try our luck, the rest are waiting for us on the bench near the institute. Sitting under the grit 100 times and I will deliver. Without any problems, I sit down, my friend thinks, the teacher is watching..... once at 90m one of the classmates calls, say you where, we waited, and I answer something like: "..aaaaah..даа..щааас..yet a little huhuut..", he throws the tube in a *u. After the receipt, I go out sweaty and satisfied and on the stretching half curved legs I go down to my astonished classmates... Should I say that I have long forced them to believe in the true cause of my condition))))

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №41992
 20.01.2011
From the competition in the game "Crocodile" was disqualified the team of surrogators for cheating :)

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №41991
 20.01.2011
The Advertising:
Intimate whitening is beautiful!
Make the intimate area brighter and more beautiful without leaving the house! You are worthy!

Docked...whitening letters *ROFL*
So I imagine: fried in the solarium ' glamorous' blonde with white pussy XD

[ + 85 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41990
 20.01.2011
A little boy from childhood flooded.
Trolls on the Forums, Humans Hamill.
The skull is broken, the fingers broken.
The network of guests is not in debt.

Karbofos

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №41989
 20.01.2011
The silver ring is lost. If anyone finds, before
xxx: how to throw out or sell or give - show,
xxx: please for me
Nice try, Sauron

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №41988
 20.01.2011
I'm a cute girl, I have a higher education, I cook well, I love sex, I don't wear uggy and I don't look at Summers.
Do you want to know where the bottom is?

I am a lesbian!

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №41987
 20.01.2011
Muniya
Do you rarely come to school?

MaxTry
What a school, I suffer, I suffer.
Hermione anyway.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №41986
 20.01.2011
There is a river in the center of the city. On the ice is large, on the entire width of the river (meters 60) in two rows drawn: I, the heart of red, Russia. To my son (7 years) I explain: it is written "I love Russia". He: "Someday this love will melt..."

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №41985
 20.01.2011
XXX: How did you fly?
WOW: You know, flying GM... great. But when they returned... Something is very tense when a stewardess is carried through the cabin into the cabin to the pilot with a parachute in his hands.

WOW: And even the fact that we were still on the ground at the time is not very reassuring. You sit and think, if they do, they are ready. And you are not.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №41984
 20.01.2011
111: I had a removable caviar, a foldable sofa and a notepad on the pool))), and now I have 6 rooms, a cabinet and a huge table.
222: Oh bead bead, sorrow

[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41983
 20.01.2011
Tagged: ahahaaha
WOW: What are you breaking?
XHH: Imagine the PS/2 connector slipped and the computer determined that it was an ahahaha mouse
WOW :?? to
Tagged: mmm
The user is out of chat.
The naive fool

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №41982
 20.01.2011
The trailer was filled with the film, with 50 cent of the main role:
Cyber_Maniac​: Black on the cover looks like 50 cent`a :D
mss73: 50 Cent on the cover looks like a black :)
Macuk: 50 cents and there is a Negro :)
mss73: That is what!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №41981
 20.01.2011
In the news:

13:09 In Europe selected the best gay car of 2011: defeated Peugeot with an advantage of one point

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №41980
 20.01.2011
The company is looking for an apartment for the office:
>illidan: though, I’ll push for pity, say "we poor programmer, ya! We are 5 pieces, we live quietly, with fingers on the keys of thousands"))

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №41979
 20.01.2011
Q: Where are you?
In the bathroom))
HHH: What are you doing?

[ + 71 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41978
 20.01.2011
XXX: At the bottom of the account. I remember when I was a junior, I decided to go to school. I lived with my grandmother then. and 2 rooms. I had enough brains to hide in the couch. Remember, they are like that. Carefully put a blanket, pillow and blanket in the closet. Quietly lay on the couch, rolled the player and went to sleep =)
Who knew that it was that day that my grandmother was going to change her clothes... So many screams were :(

[ + 64 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41977
 20.01.2011
neo)(_): I so stumbled only when in the anime some man saves a little girl from the huge cockroaches, and when she so happy asks him, devoutly looking at her huge eyes, -"you who?" hears in response - "Pedophile."

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