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[ + 58 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58935
 20.01.2012
In the courtyard of the 3rd millennium, space, wifi and electric cars. And the green fox has never learned to pack so as not to get rid of her every time in shit. and :(

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №58934
 20.01.2012
Sample
Vanya
From a burning tank.

Sample
Trapped in the elevator
on their floor.

Sample
by W-IFI

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №58933
 20.01.2012
mast: how about us (well how about us... in Yakutia somewhere) found the bacils of immortality..... who live dohuya and have a whim for everything... checked on rats now rats also live dohuya and have a whim for everything... but they say that it is too early for people to experience yet... NO! We can bite the ice in Yakutia.
Mast: and become immortal
Mast: well or without teeth
How lucky you are

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №58932
 20.01.2012
Well, how can I explain to my mom that if I am constantly putting order in my closet, then I will never get through it into the Magical Porkhouse?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №58931
 20.01.2012
Advertising on Yandex:
"Another World 4: Awakening of the Premiere"

I had to read it three times until I realized that after the word “Awakening” it would be good to put a point.

[ + 49 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58930
 20.01.2012
I downloaded Gogol’s book. If you want to help the author, then buy this book. O_O

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №58929
 20.01.2012
Twenty thousand meters of the roads of Yekaterinburg will be poured with hot plastic on the application of plastic marking, which lasts on the road for up to a year.

Comments: On the streets will be marked that lasts longer than the asphalt.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58928
 20.01.2012
I had such a file today.
XXX I Woke Up. I watched at 9 a.m. I slept for 10 minutes. For some reason the alarm did not sound. Well, I think fucking with him, I’ll just come back faster. I went to wash, brush my teeth, wash my head, smoke, gather meals for work, dry my hair, dress up, go to shoes and walk past the hours. After that, I thinkfully go back to the kitchen, smoke a cigarette looking at the clock and slowly come to me that they are real at 4:30 in the morning, and it doesn’t seem to me.
I wondered why this cat looked at me with such a stinking look.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №58927
 20.01.2012
From the working dialogue:
-... and the assembly will now be called "manager of missing"

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №58926
 20.01.2012
I can invest two hundred and fifty rubles.
yyy: > two hundred fifty
It is wrong to say so.
XXX: How is it right?
YYY: Three

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58925
 20.01.2012
After another task was solved:
I am a fucking genius! Very stupid, but a genius.

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58924
 20.01.2012
Have you ever masturbated dogs?
Oh no, and you?
Yes, and many times.
0 0 0 Why?
Oh yeah, I wanted to help them.
WOW : what?
Okay... I was a little girl then, is that a perversion?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №58923
 20.01.2012
How to Configure Authorization in Ubuntu with a Web Camera
The comments:
Yesterday I created this on Ubuntu 10.10
I played, showed my mother... there was a shock on my part – the system authenticated her as my face! And not once!
He made 6 photos of his face. Default security level - High
And gently speaking, I don’t look like her.
Of the pros: the system resisted the merciless hacking attack of a cat and an A4 photo of a writer.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №58922
 20.01.2012
The courier arrived on a Porsche Cayenne. Hm

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №58921
 20.01.2012
"The time, and the fun hour", with this thought at 2 o’clock at night, I turned off the perforator and took the violin in my hands...)))))

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №58920
 20.01.2012
Fuck, we have a security guard.
YYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: We have just issued a pass to the complete system detail of the star of death.
xxx and took it.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY?? to
I would have asked the same question in their place :)
YYY: Recently we had the gravy :)))

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №58919
 20.01.2012
If you still don’t know what you want, enjoy what you have now. He will come in the evening and sit in full.
XXX – Enjoy it
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
I mean, you understand it all ?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №58918
 20.01.2012
If you watch for a long time how others work, you will be fired from our jobs.

[ + 52 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58917
 20.01.2012
My mom gathered in my nose "Interferon" to bury. I went into my room with my brother, waiting for him to wake up. Bro says "What are you waiting for? Go to ". I say through a dream: "It is too early to bury me - the body has not yet cooled."

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №58916
 20.01.2012
Lav: A colleague, working in the DNS, showed letters in technical support.
Lav: I really liked the correspondence of a not very sober employee of the sapport and one influential gentleman on the topic “The laptop was delayed! What should I do?“!”

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