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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145733
 20.10.2017
There are several milestones in family life – this is the day when your wife first said how stupid she was, when she married you, and when you first agreed with her.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №145732
 20.10.2017
Yesterday I went to DNS, found on the shelf a video card without connectors for connecting monitors. At first I did not understand, decided that this is an additional video card for SLI mode, but the seller explained that this is a special model for mining. Honestly I was even confused.)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №145731
 20.10.2017
A young employee complains that the security service missed the password (choosed by the boss who went on vacation).
x: Password is long and non-trivial, can be brutforced for centuries. Is that what they did not like? The guys are very excited!
Password to Studio
x: j3qq4h7h2v2hch4m3hk86m8vw
Y: Young and green.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №145730
 20.10.2017
>In the green borst with straw does not put cabbage.

Do you say the main thing, the borscht should be frozen or so can be eaten?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №145729
 20.10.2017
Soup and milk flour - purely child food, adults usually do not eat it.

Or maybe a fool? In our factory in the dining room half the men take soup or milk flour.

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