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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №11411
 20.10.2008
I met a truck driver and he told me. His change ended, the mood is excellent, he goes to the park on Bochkova Street.Now and naturally to the park takes passengers.Not coming to the park a few stops looks in the rear-view mirror (in which the salon is viewed) and discovers an empty salon.Everyone came out and passengers no longer, and like the mood at the rise he decided to humiliate a little.He started through the microphone to the whole factory mother particles to sing.A half 10 minutes until he slept, not a long thought breaks off from the seat of a jupit, as he will give a microphone, but the dynamics did not raise.And now the culmination.K went to the trolleybus of the factory.Uklorick's famous, behind the driver is a small glass (

Young man, please stop me. I still endured a lot, but I have to be able to break it, even my ears have been laid.

Naturally, he released it, but after this incident, before doing finching, he went out to the salon twice! So who was hiding?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №11410
 20.10.2008
Cellsul
Dancimo - and let the world wait!
Topol-M - and let the whole world be sick!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №11409
 20.10.2008
There will be another series about David Blake.
You need to have a cap (and a hat)
Cocktails are not a problem, men are more difficult. Or maybe art?
to two fools.
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We are sitting in Russia and trying to find idiots. Searching for Yandex in Yandex

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №11408
 20.10.2008

26831 (saved 2008-10-09 at 23:10)
25968 (saved 2008-10-07 at 10:00)
Interestingly, all computer engineers do not understand why they invented the left wall on the computer?

by 5+
And everyone else doesn’t understand why you removed her.

I canch understand that with a closed lid, the outlet works better and all that. But this stitch is already like a bad sign: once you put it in place, it is necessary to break the thread inside.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №11407
 20.10.2008
[21:39:45] the lonely traveler: hello

[21:48:56] Look at the wolves: goodbye the lonely sneak!
[21:49:21] View_WOLCHITZY: and the second swallow was lost??? So my boyfriend is constantly losing passengers (

[21:51:10] lonely traveler: you know that you’re fucking wholehearted
[21:51:35] WOLFCHITZY: only I can talk with my socks
[21:52:03] lonely traveller: while the girl
[21:52:12] Look_Wolves: Wait for you
[21:52:23] Look at the wolves: are you caught??? From what wool?? to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №11406
 20.10.2008
Spam came with the text (literally):
"Buyed "Buyed"
No link to the website, nothing.
I will not go to sleep until I see what the hell is!

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №11405
 20.10.2008
Wedding in the midst, behind the already solemn ceremony, to the microphone approached the bridegroom and with a solemn appearance speaks before 300 gathered guests, said that he wanted to thank everyone for the fact that they came, for the support, to thank the relatives of the bride for such a wonderfully organized holiday and at the end of the speech announced that he prepared for each guest a special gift, from himself personally.under each seat of each chair glued a envelope and asked that everyone opened it, their envelope.in each envelope there was a photo of 8x10, on which was sealed a witness with the bride engaged in sex..then the newlyweds still stood a couple of minutes on the podium, observing the reaction and with the words and now I've taken off from here
He filed for divorce on Monday.
Most couples after receiving such information would immediately break all kinds of relationships, but this man went through all the preparations for the wedding and lasted the ceremony as nothing happened.his revenge spread to the expenses of the parents of the bride, who paid $ 35,000 for the celebration of 300 guests, but the most difficult fate was subjected to the reputation of the bride and witness before friends and family in full.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №11404
 20.10.2008
28534 (saved 2008-10-15 at 08:50)
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XXX: This is all shit! There are only two types of people: those who can get a chip from the bottom of the Prings Bank, and those who don’t!

There is another 3rd type of people: those who turn their brains on and tilt their chips.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №11403
 20.10.2008
Are you wearing trousers today?
She: I am without
Ups, not for you.
She: Oh, not you either.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №11402
 20.10.2008
Well, how to prove to a wife that the record in the phone "Eugenia anal." is not what she thinks a worker of the analytical department.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №11401
 20.10.2008
HGH: It is time to throw the strawberry out of the refrigerator, it probably has already begun breeding there)
Don’t get into her personal life!!! to

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №11400
 20.10.2008
Interview at the bar:
The soul of a man :)
Do you know what the expression "Put your soul into work" means? Give her a fuck!
c) Sanchez

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №11399
 20.10.2008
Nicholas4 (11:24 AM) :
That way! We have a man sitting in the neighboring cabinets and for weeks 3 each, a day coughing! So yesterday came a crazy programmer, such a closet on his legs... This journey he was crazy all the time! Sitting, sitting... then like a whisper: "Fuck! Again you cough - fuck up to the woman's voice!!and "
Nicholas4 (11:25 AM) :
No signs of life from that office.
Nicholas4 (11:25 AM) :
I am scared
Nicholas4 (11:25 AM) :
I even pulled the bowls...

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №11398
 20.10.2008
"iPhone 3G Supply Kit:..., SIM card extraction tool"
The Innocent?? to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №11397
 20.10.2008
Fuck, I just learned that Saturday was Thursday, before that I lived on Friday.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №11396
 20.10.2008
This is not a shit, it is a shit!! Eating all day and not breaking!! I thought at first and where did it all go? Then I looked under the couch and knew where it was. Issue ?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №11395
 20.10.2008
Conversation with a group:
The A4 was presented to Audi.
Does Daisy have a boyfriend?
and yes.
The hell...
Do you have breasts?
Yes Yes
by Cheyert!


[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №11394
 20.10.2008
What kind of soap do you have?? to
Sounds like :D
and clothes

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №11393
 20.10.2008
He came to the Royal Military Command for soap:

Hi to! I have a patient! He considers himself a panda and probably thinks he is due to a postponement in this regard. Please take him. He already bored us.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №11392
 20.10.2008
Publishing "Mandarin" of Harkov Street, Saratovskaya 51. of Ukraine. If you have already decided to print in your diaries quotes from Bash, then try if copywriters rebel!!!!!!! to

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