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[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №21605
 20.10.2009
xxx: found in dc video, called "porno with ninjas.avi", downloaded, found all video - 20 minute show of the sofa, and all

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №21604
 20.10.2009
call by phone.
Hello, you are concerned about the company. As a candidate for a vacancy in the Information Technology Department, we consider one of your former subordinates - Alexey Zaitsev. Do you have a few minutes?
Good day. Yes of course.
“According to the results of the interview with Alexey, we had an opinion of him as a very initiative, energetic, communicative person. What can you identify as key skills?
- You know, I would put the virtuous possession of Alexei of the technique of creating VBD in the first place.
It is wonderful (recording it). Virtual Databases – Virtual Databases?
No, the appearance of stormy activity.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №21603
 20.10.2009
Plya, заеpali, Orbit with the taste of that, Orbit with the taste of this, does not hide this in the CIS. If they were to release the Orbit with the taste of Turbo and inserts, they would be golden.)))

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №21602
 20.10.2009
I work at Sapport (ICQ)

Client: he has read:
Supported the fucking domestic manufacturer, bought home shoes. At home, he began to glue out a paper with a size number from the sticker (cut off and dissolve the fool who invented it to glue it there!) And the stitch, as if waiting, easily and joyfully broke. Then I scratched her with a super glue. to death. I was bored in the fist. I had to spit with a drunkard. Hats and fucking! Fucks to fucking! Russia is forward!

Client: Oh... the window is wrong)

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №21601
 20.10.2009
The employee issued this:

Research by scientists has shown that if a person engages in mental work or study, then his brain begins to develop irreversibly!

People, take care of yourself :)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №21600
 20.10.2009
Never ever! Do not conduct a marker from the laser clue, which is chased by the cat, on the back of the sleeping father!!! to

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №21599
 20.10.2009
They went out with their pedestrians, PGDs and gondons with mustard...REALLY????? to

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №21598
 20.10.2009
In our city opened a runway - Zhou-Boltai. Does anyone know how one can burn a stick of Z without a flame?

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №21597
 20.10.2009
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh How early you are. Did you go to Dr?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY None of them, not one of them, not one of them, not one of them.
YYY: Go home sober, hungry, only the right hand hurts!
XXX: O_O
XXXX: Rolex
Yes, we went to bowling!! to

[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №21596
 20.10.2009
Carassin: You’re going to Paris and there’s OP! "X**" is written on the wall. And warm in the soul.

[ + 143 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21595
 20.10.2009
I go out of the supermarket, all with bags, hands busy. As it drizzles, the rain begins. While I am painfully thinking about how to get a umbrella, there is rubbing and cotton over my head. I raise my eyes with an umbrella. Such a big man. I turn, behind the owner’s umbrella. Also large, male, with not at present a good look and a quiet, polite voice, by which he asks quietly and politely:
To help you?
I sneeze, he loads his bags, gives me a umbrella, and we get to my house. He brings his bags to the apartment, carries them, and is already about to leave, as I see that from one of the bags he dirty his hands. I invite them to wash. And I have water constantly accumulated in the soap, soap scratches. So this man washes his hands, pouches water, gets some strange passages, breaks a hole in the soap machine, polishes the edges and, polished, goes away.
Damn, even offensive - how many guys there were before, like smart, and herself is not stupid, and until such a little thing did not think about it.
Man, if you are reading this, let’s meet at the same place, at the same time, any day of the week.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №21594
 20.10.2009
I was pleased with one of the questions about the sale of a pneumatic gun at one online auction:
Question: What power, hand permissible can break?
Capacity of 3 J. I didn’t shoot in my hands, I don’t know. If there is no right hand, we can shoot and see.

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №21593
 20.10.2009
by Lena (3:00):
Continue the phrase 'You are very. and. and. and. and'
Myself ‎ (3:00):
not on time

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №21592
 20.10.2009
I am coming back from Dacia.
The Last Electric
And here, passing Kuzmolovo, the electric vehicle suddenly stops... the light turns off... And the controllers with the blue folders come in.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №21591
 20.10.2009
The most epic file in my life is a successful attempt to catch a hot solder that fell from the table.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №21590
 20.10.2009
by koguroff:
I have noticed that our footballers have a very advanced AI.
They always play at the competitor level.
To make it difficult and interesting.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №21589
 20.10.2009
Local news from the American village.
Yesterday there was a firefighting exercise called the Chest of Life. The technique was developed to quickly cut the car, which fell into a serious accident, in order to retrieve passengers.
The firefighters did a great job. The roof and doors were cut off in less than 5 minutes. The only annoying little thing is that they mistakenly sprinkled the car of some stranger who went into part to make an annual donation of $50 to help the firefighters.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №21588
 20.10.2009
Do you say lazy?! to
You are not lazy, this is what Corrie has sent me:

" K
Yesterday I lay on the telecast watching, the anchor went swimming, returned in such a transparent dress, the place under the breasts is special, and the thorns are circular.

K) is
Time to sleep.

K) is
I am – oh, nothing for myself! I think I’ll have to fuck"

[ + 64 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21587
 20.10.2009
Here is this:

The Russian flag is so harsh that it is depicted on it. The fractal.
Yes, yeah.. look at the right lap of the eagle, which with a scapegoat.On it is again depicted a two-headed eagle :) in the right lap of which...
and----
Show me an eagle on the Russian Flag.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №21586
 20.10.2009
I am watching my sister. He plays contact poker. Some pepper writes to her in the general chat "What about sex?". The sister, leading the eyebrow, in this same batch stretches him on all the chips with the words: "I hope I finished".

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