Janim: Birds gathering...why do they always circle over the house?
GNK: They’re waiting for you...you’re going out and they’re going to fuck.
They circle over others.
GNK: They were mistaken at home

The phrase "When you sit over the phone in the toilet" struck me into a light stupor))

I was driving somehow to myself in the Hakan district from Vladivostok. I see — on the road votes a girl aged 16-17, light with a puppet face. and stopped. Drop the request. Well, why not throw the king, especially on the way... We talk. It turns out, my blond girl lives in the village of Barabas (kilometers 50 from the sea). I am interested:
Who are you working for, can you find out?
The waterfall.
Do you have sharks?
What is a sea without sharks?
And the big ones?
- Yes, no, the coloured will be 1.5 meters, and the gray-blue will be up to 2.5 meters, but they rarely go there.
and dangerous? The girl asks tremendously.
Any shark greater than 20 centimeters is considered potentially dangerous.
Do you dive in winter?
Hm, a strange logic of women, I still answer:
- It is cold, we try not to dive, there are many problems with the charges, and the navigation for the small fleet is closed from November 1.
And then the girl gives out this, after which I had to stop, because I could not keep the car for twenty minutes:
What do sharks eat when you don’t dive in winter?

xxx (16:40:03 20/10/2010)
Everyone loves small kittens, little puppies, little chickens and chickens... and only a little chickens don’t like anyone.

I sit and fall into a precipice. Called one company to break the computer. I came, drove everyone away, I sat down and opened the system. I feel like something is focused on my leg. I look down and I shake! It turns out that I was scratched by some cracked metal stuff! Three minutes later, I figured it was a tortoise. All covered with office buttons. Apparently, my admiration for the evolution of the office was clearly written on my rod, because a local native woman rushed to explain - "The turtle is all trying to take on the hands, and she doesn't like it, and she bites it. They were dressed so that they’t fall. Again, they stopped attacking it." and immediately adds – "It is not sold!";
I didn’t even start to ask myself the overwhelming question – and why are the scratches multi-colored? I am sitting and suffering with the question.

A conversation with a girl who became a translator and teaches foreigners Russian.

YYYY
What are INTURISTS?

XXX is
Normally

XXX is
Working

YYYY
Teach them to struggle.)

XXX is
A Frenchman says his cat is called Vodka

<Red> We have a poster on the garbage pipeline "The garbage should not be thrown".
<General Fajlura> :)
<Red> No, it’s all right, the house is still folded, and so on the pipe bags with a beaten plate were sent.
<Red> But our people suffer from the torments of unrealized creativity. A couple of days ago "Garbage" was crushed, and "Troops" was written.
<Red> And today it’s gone. And with a small accurate handwriting wrote "Enemy invaders".
<General Fajlura> :)))
<Red> I did not resist, led to compromise - "Enemy invaders troops"...

Today at the "Lighthouse" The director terribly asked everyone if they were able to do all the work on time. And I just asked if I was able to do my personal life.)

Do you want to get the smoke back?
YYYY: Yes
YYY: or at least monthly

I dreamed of sex all day!
Sorry, but not today
Okay, I’ll go home, I’ll be handblowing... eh... on Pamela Anderson! For example, do not consider it a virtual betrayal.
It does not eat! She is alive!! Fuck those who are dead!! to
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx! to

xxx: Listen, how Serege comes to mind such combinations, are we all in shock?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY Here, as a child, we had a large sandbox in the yard, everyone in it was glued, and there was a boy who was all glued from the run. He was older and nobody told him anything. So Serega once brought a large cage from the house, filled it with sand, put a brick in the middle and made a pebble (a sin not to pin). The boy did not sin and broke his fingers.
XXX is Opa.
YYY: The boy then crumbled in the plaster, and Serega crumbled over him, morally suppressed, you understand? What a pattern, what two patterns. This at 6 years. So the matter for the small remained, grow up and get an economic education

I watch advertisements on local TV.
A true masterpiece:

"We are digging the wells. Delivery is possible"

I thought a lot...

Nenuco: Grabbed worried perverse, wearing you salmon! My name is Nenuco!! to

Roman (23:47:46 19/10/2010)
The writer. Two days ago, from the balcony, I saw a man coming on a murdered penny, knocking and knocking on the door - the door is not closed. And then he with the words, "Job your mother!"" as the door knocked and she closed, but at the same time opened the trunk, which he also knocked for 5 minutes, until he broke the antenna... And here out of the man broke out all the greatness and power of the Russian language. And it broke out loud and "multi-storey". Tradu he gave out for 10 minutes, so that the glass shakes throughout the courtyard. And now the most fun: today from Lenka (from the first floor) learned that her dog (a type of mops), after this incident, the second day shakes, sleeps badly from everything shakes and has a regular chair every half an hour.

Riddle: My 2-year-old son is very overwhelmed with baby toys... playing in the country in the ground... I look, a painful toy is suspicious. I look like nearby. He is having fun with the dog’s skull.

I went back to the apartment, no one’s home. Open the cranes on the pipes (so that hot and cold water was). In an hour I go to the toilet and feel that the carpet on the floor is wet - again the crane on the pipe flows a little. Hanged the carpet to dry, washed the floor - all smooth.
After 5 minutes:
With the girl a month like in a quarrel, so decided to "tune out". After some manipulations at the monitor with the porn site ran to the toilet to bring the early preparations to a logical completion. But half that melt is not high yet!! to
The conclusion: The parents who returned soon found me naked without consciousness, with my pants down and the “essence of life” flowing from the causal place.
If it wasn’t a postponement from the military committee in connection with a brainwashing, I would probably hang myself, so as not to feel like a fool from the American youth comedy.

...and then we will go with concerts in the world tour, earn a bunch of days, buy the coolest touring motorcycles and go on the world tour...
Which is going around ?

What is "net"? There is no such word!
Okay, we go on.

Yes, there will be no extreme colds, just a normal Russian winter will come to Europe.

The heating in the houses has not yet been turned on, but in the courtyard for a month do not bring the sprinkled trees.
XXX: They are insinuating