xxx: how I had to sneeze, fucking allergy
yyy: they say that when sneezing a person gets a microorganism))
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

I tell the users at work that, in fact, the computer is not powered by the electrical grid, but by a small nuclear battery on the motherboard, and in the electrical grid it throws the residual voltage that it can not consume.
Some believe...

mdiym42: a comment for yourself
mdiym42: make sure that the cat is not sleeping in the drum set before playing

Daphne 22:50
Mom lover of orange, brother of tomato, I apple (3 front)
I love acidic, only I ate lemons in school (cut lemons)
I have a spoiled taste.

Thaly 22:52
Lemon is a matter. You will feel the influenza approaching, you will buy a lemon, you will wrap it in the sleeves - and you will chew it straight on the street with the skin)) you would see the faces of the passers)))! to

I was here in the military trade, washed with multi-caliber folded knives for soldiers of 20 rails, threads and other shells)) rubber oak and haishny rod can be bought easily, but the shaped shirt of the FSB only on xive!!!))) Shirt - a terrible weapon I will report to you))

The Megaphone)

Service of the UN

It will allow you to hide your own number when calling on another mobile phone

Service of SUPER

Allows you to identify the number of the caller, even if it has AntiAON enabled

They need to do NivrotibaccoAON - you see everything and whisper on everything, see the subscriber's number even if he didn't call...

From a forum:
My friend had a MSc programmer... with an experience))
during sex could calmly get up..go to write some proga, go back, stretch your legs and start from the moment when you joined the comp))

Friends are those who are sitting at your house and already eating something, and you haven’t had time to get rid of your clothes.

She: I’m small, bad... But so good! 😉
Are you a Yorkshire Terrier?

1: there was such a doctor Joseph Mengele. He had something like a doctor.
It’s like Gennady Onishchenko.

A very touching scene from a movie in which a father says goodbye to his daughter.
Smollla: And my boss was not impressed by this moment.
He was a father too, he should have been.
He is the father of the son, not the daughter.
He is his own son!
A son, not a daughter.
Smollla: If he had been a daughter, he would have felt stronger
Smollla: or if he were the father of a daughter
Smollla: and if he was the daughter and father of the daughter at the same time, he would have been torn from emotions!

At one time, Ukrainian distributors brought us a couple of cassettes with Santa Barbara in Ukrainian. We miraculously survived watching, and not because Santa Barbara is so funny in itself.
Good morning Uncle Kate!
“Eden, what a beautiful wild woman, I love her.

A serious drama. And then suddenly heal me :)

I need you as a man.
See also: EE
XHH: twist the lamp and put the stick in the shower
WOW: * removed the Gandons back*

XXX: How is your new job?
Yyy: Not bad) these people are just too harsh and harsh.
xxx and what does that mean? 😉
yyy: One of the programmers in the report named the column "ProsrNow", and only I see here something more than "Determined tasks"(

In the life of every man there is always a time when it is easier to buy a girl.

I'll go to a deaf village if anyone gives a house and an animal.
The only condition is that there must be water / gas / electricity / internet.
My grandmother doesn’t need you, right?
Zzzz: He wrote the Internet.

Zmey: There was humor, pipet)The production director gathers me, the packaging chief, the IT department and the quality control manager, the emergency meeting, all the stuff. In short, they cut off, pipet) the IT department did not correctly form the layout for printing, we printed (what for us, how long?!The packers packed and sent it to the post office. The mail sent letters to clients. The bottom line is this: we sent 20,000 letters on behalf of the bank, in which ordinary mortals are offered to borrow a car for 15 rubles, and a loan for 600 years! This is a pipet, on us the director orets, and we crack everything like idiots) The meeting crashed))) I first roast started - I got a verbal excuse for violating discipline and thrown out of the meeting, followed by me the rest) General rubs on his hair everywhere and spawned with cognac, although he was driving(may have forgotten?) I don’t drink at all :D

Yulia) (22:42:13 19/10/2011)
Which disadvantage you will have to accept.
Born2Hack (22:43:30 19/10/2011)
Any minus of a person will be a plus if a member is placed perpendicular to him.

Garages is such a 24-hour Russian male club.

You want a joke from life?

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xxx: yesterday a friend from work carried me) came with his colleague, she is Belgian, in the hotel she had to be thrown...

She is a aunt at 40.

XXX: Teaching Russian at the moment

xxx: we go, she all the way "blade" almost through every word inserts

xxx: I put her out, I ask: what for a bitch???? Is this a girl??? It turned out that she asked what this word means in Russian)))) and my friend told her that this is an uncertain article like)))) here she now uses it everywhere