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[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71838
 20.10.2012
And what will the RPC do if aliens arrive tomorrow and say, yes, for several tens of thousands of years we have crashed on your planet. Bab was not taken in the flight, so they fucked the kidnappers and so you got out... What then - the gold will be returned to the parishioners?

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71837
 20.10.2012
Aesorokin: A sixteen-year-old girl, having given birth to a second child, received 250 thousand from the state and lilies from her mother.
I think my mom is wrong. The food keeper carries money into the house. =) is

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №71836
 20.10.2012
There was a circus today – a goat was unleashed! Dad was not home! I was like - in Vietnamese in cowards and maika ran out on the street, catching this pascua! We are afraid of each other, and this creature is running fast!!! There were also slugs on the hips! And that shit goes on! And I looked like an idiot when everyone around was in jackets, even though there was a jacket?! I was in a cowboy.)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №71835
 20.10.2012
According to the rzelułatts ilseovadny odongo anligyskogo unwiertiseta, not yemt zanchnejaya, in cocoms prriokde rsapoželenny bkuvy in the salve.

Here and I, when I saw the advertising shield "First outlet in Russia!", was somewhat confused

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №71834
 20.10.2012
Mania: About the bookcake it was a joke, I don’t want to put it into practice all four!!!! to
My friends, let’s break up.
Odin: we quietly walk apart, surround ourselves, and then...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71833
 20.10.2012
In the universe came to k.r. The PRD dictates questions:
- the first option: the question from the spore number 78, the second option - 79.
Applauded by

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №71832
 20.10.2012
A picture of an Indian soldier:

11111 is India. There such militants shoot that Hollywood is nervously smoking in the side!
22222: There is a drift on the horse!
33333: Yes, the tractor is not something that is put on the debris, but generally raised in the air!
44444: There trees dance and sing!

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71831
 20.10.2012
"Knowledge" of the Russian soul and the local life:
– is
Only a Russian man can come out of the hallway at five in the morning and turn the alarm at six in the morning.
yyy: and then eat, sit in contact and turn it off)
– is
Only one, except for Russia, who has never been anywhere else, thinks that "only the Russian man" can do this.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №71830
 20.10.2012
Exam at the Department of Theology at MIFI:
How is Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle formulated in quantum mechanics?
God is everywhere, or at all His will.
What was the Schrödinger experiment?
The cat has risen from the dead, death is the repair.
and five. Give a count.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №71829
 20.10.2012
If you can teach theology in the MIFI, let us teach nuclear physics in the Temple of Christ the Savior.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №71828
 20.10.2012
lizi: comes to work with me a girl, grade 7, may be younger, difficult to say... Print photos, with a turtle. I have been accustomed to printing mostly for school such things, so I clarified this moment...
Are you being pressed from school?
- Hahaha, the report was forced to write, about a pet, and I had no one. I asked if I could just write about someone in the zoo... They said no, you can’t live without a pet. had to start.

Welcome to the 1st School of Electricity. You are funny there. Do not ask for reports from children about brothers and sisters, parents would be surprised.)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №71827
 20.10.2012
Why is it so scary in the forest at night?

YYY: I served in the army in Transbayalya, on the border with Mongolia. Served at a point, a point two kilometers from a small town. The city is militarized - the military more than the civilian, as a result, the city is full of patrols, officers, and the local soldiers were disliked. When I went out of the car, at night I went out of the city into the forest, then in the night forest, I was captured by a sense of complete security.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №71826
 20.10.2012
The student body)
He is able to digest the cooked foot of the chair if it is poured into ketchup.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №71825
 20.10.2012
News from Mail:
2 billion will be spent on energy development in Primorye
The ruble
The budget of Primorye could lose a billion rubles
Thank you, I told you how much.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №71824
 20.10.2012
A five-year-old daughter told me:
Dad, buy me a pink laptop! And if it is with an apple, then it can be silk.

[ + 37 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71823
 20.10.2012
Comment to the news: "Iran and Spain will begin extraditing criminals to Kazakhstan"
Thank you, but we have no place to go!! O_O

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №71822
 20.10.2012
" is extended Who has cancer? and who has cancer?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №71821
 20.10.2012
Friday 17:00, a colleague over fifty, with an education of physicist, begins the phrase: "In the 60s, when aliens were completely naked..." #why?! )))

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71820
 20.10.2012
Picture: “Diplomated engineer-theologian sanctifying a new energy block”

The theological engineer? Maybe a technician?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №71819
 20.10.2012
I had a tooth with arsenic today. They burned up the rainbow! And I, with my mouth filled with cotton, broke in pauses non-memberly:"Inquisition!"
WOW WOW WOW!! Why are they like you???( by
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