Less hysterical at work. Our note users have consington locks with which they stick notebooks in the workplace. So, often they wrap their keys somewhere and come to us for duplicates. The duplicates are all numbered, but are stored in a box. Today the guy once again came for the key, the keys were poured out on the table before him and the music from Fort Boyard was delivered. The man is chewing in the keys, and we are sitting in the rocks.

This is the second direction in the fight against the rise of prices – the reduction of the well-being of the population. In 2015, the central bank fought inflation as it could.

Most of the work as a developer I like clearly and clearly formulated HZ

Gianbir: Well, under the fly on yoga I won’t let go.
What about Wai? Do you have an aura?
Gianbir: so that a spontaneous panic outcome did not happen, such a spectacle can shock unprepared minds
Joel :?? to
Gianbir: Blowing on the carpet is bad

News on a website.
The White House wants Russian pilots in Syria to speak English.
That is all.

I liked leprosy. Russia in two news:
1st There was no money in the budget for the only center in the Moscow region for the treatment of HIV-infected.
2nd More than 180 million dollars per day were spent on bombing of Syria. The dollar.

In my opinion, this Syria, in our country, more people per year die from diseases and ill medicine, from hunger and poverty in the country than from all the terrorists in the world.

P.S Moderators are now politically subdued, in the trend and the best traditions of the Public Russian: they suck to miss the "acute" materials. Read it yourself, you may think. You know about yourself that you are blind.

In the inst, someone from the stars posted a photo of him holding a bark in his palm. Comments under photo:
Here, somebody boasts of bruillants, cars, naked asses, and somebody rejoices with the little eggs found.
222: So what’s good about the jewel? It falls like a fountain. Animal lovers who love every dog!
333: Aunt, I feel sorry that you were mocked by the hunter (But apparently you are so ugly, hating all living things that he simply could not do otherwise:)

AH> There is a lot in the world, friend Horatio, that
NAS> is treated only by mass castration?

When my oldest daughter was 20, I discovered that all the colors of plasticine taste differently. And she still remembers all those tastes!

If Neo were a beta tester, he would have eaten both pills to see what happens.

Do you seriously believe that people with poverty symptoms and discount seekers pay less? It is through the whole city that they will float through the traffic jams on that car, where five kopecks is cheaper, while gasoline is far from five kopecks. It is they on sale in the food will buy a wagon of already started to grind fruits, because they went cheaper, or lying strawberries with a mole (the store therefore is trying to get rid of the fastest), and no one in the family does not like pears instead of all the favorite apples, because the discount pears can be even cheaper, and you can even cheaper, and in a few days 90% will be thrown out with the mother of relatives, and why not eat, strawberries, when they are stacked, it is they, choosing a computer or household appliance to cure the seller with their favorite strawberries can be even cheaper, and you can pull a large strawberries, which is supposed to be independently installed and almost collect from the details, after which a couple of months will be sought
The proverb "scrub pays twice" did not arise in an empty place.

Who captured this quote? About him in the magazine "peasant" or *7 days* what wrote? Kids, puppets, spelling, grammar... Where are the puppets with trees or sibiryacs, who are always cold in their -50, puppets with wet butts in the parade?
Better to read about them.

That love cannot be bought has been invented by foolish people who don’t even have money. And I have, and very soon I and my future Emesai Dominator about J will be together!
The Dominator Who?! to
Dominant of what?! to
Unpronounced roasting in two voices
This is a laptop, idiots! This is a great gaming laptop, not what you thought!!! to

She asked her husband to hang a towel. He lovingly asked, “What is there to hang on?” "And it is true, there is no luster in the apartment.

Forty years ago, when I came to work for a toilet, I saw a man who dreamed that someday, in 100 years, a computer would be the size of a palm.
Intelligent people tried to correct his brains: "It's okay that the computer is small, but how do you reduce external devices? Where do you put the perforator? Even a teletip will not be attached, it will have a connector more than your car!".
PS, someone pick the keyboard from the idiot who poses stupid tricks about the stupid Petrovich.

Worse than a sysadmin or a security man who has nothing to do, can only be a director who has nothing to do.

A discussion of a photo of the car number, covered with dead, sticky mosquitoes. The author of the post asks - "How did it happen?".

Shaulreznik - "A, I realized, mosquitoes fly on the light, cling to the fact that the car is warm, and die from the impact and the heat?"

cathay_stray - "No They stick to the fact that at a speed of 120-140 they do not have a wide choice of options to stick or not. And I think that after the heat strike they somehow no longer cause special inconvenience."

To history 18606 "Not everything is so simple".
Why?? You have activated Sberbank online so pay through it! If you enter the details, then create a separate text document with them and only copy and paste into the desired fields. Why go to a bank if online banking is created to pay without leaving the house. And a single-use password...why??? Select in the settings " send a confirmation code by SMS" and that’s all! I understand that this green bank is not perfect, but you yourself create problems, heroically and with great perseverance you overcome them and blame the bank for this. How not beautiful.

On the issue of elections...
I had an epic in the distant 2002.
I worked in the election of one, so far successful, deputies. And in his block there were candidates for the city council, with an observer of one of them we were in a pair and worked on the site.
So here we return to the site after the evening snack, and the door is closed. I have to say that my partner is now poured out "brother pumped" - hairstyle "eyzhik", "skin", "adiki" all we bring. After a short knock, we were let in with the words "Well, are you not bully?"
And just the commission is going to open the urns, like my fellow in misfortune: "Stage, a second," climbs up the stairs, gets a video camera from the bag (as he pulled it up until now I can't mind) and installs it. And the matter was in the DC and from that point the whole hall was like on the palm.
And the whole night the commission accounted for her. They watched, watched and watched the camera.
I fixed it in 4 hours, everything was plumbed, and I see something wrong:
– Vitalka, did you even turn on the camera?
Here is the echo of the 90s:
- I was told to bet, the shob was not out, I put. And as it turns on, I’m no worse.

P.S With all "honesty" our section was the best...

The top of the hypocrisy is the Lexus600 with a hybrid engine. We are also in favour of reducing emissions. With a 6-liter engine.