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[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №153184
 20.10.2019
The most popular story in China to date. A man from Guangxi paid 2 million to kill a competitor. The killer retained half, and the other spent to hire another killer for 1 million, then the second also retained half and hired another and so on until the fifth was hired for 100 thousand. The latter decided that there was no point in killing for such a small amount and told the victim everything to just inscene death. All six are now in jail.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №153183
 20.10.2019
The experience of the ancient Athens shows: in order for one part of the population to become philosophers, it is necessary that the other part of the population be slaves!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №153182
 20.10.2019
Worked as a master at a refinery.Employees 90 percent all former nurses.Term from 10 to 30.People are adults, very cultural well and in production the rule of "dry law" for all without exception.
Calls means a constant counterparty with an unusual request.
Take my son to work, I want him to understand what work is and how he earns for bread.
I-You know who I work and the conditions of work in general.Why do you do this?
No. I need you.
Come back tomorrow at nine.
It means this "little", and there at 17 years a child with a height of 180 and AUeshnik.
I think that was what it turned out to be, for re-education probably sent a file.
I say to him, well there is a wagon where to change clothes, you ask something like that, he will tell you everything.
And to sort and disassemble the board raw manually I will tell you it is not very easy, cubes so for 20-30 per day.On the shift always 2-4 loaders depending on the load.
I leave, I work little, I do my business, I call at 12 a.m.
What happened to his voice?
I know him, I haven’t seen him since 9 o’clock, I went to work.I’ll come to the car and see how he is there and what he is.
I’m running into the booth to the truckers, I think fucking probably.
I fly and go on the men: you are a@@elli, what the boy made me his father called.
We had one “senior” loaders, all called him “Bandy”.I hope you don’t need to specify why.
P-Chief, what are you quarrelling about, we didn't even touch him with the finger, he sits on the scanner in the corner.So we just talked to him, who he is and what he is.
I look at the guy, and he is poorly stuck in the corner, sitting all pale.
I say, go out, let’s not sink, Billy?
He said no, he just talked.
After an hour, Pappa came and took it.no took and took it.
It’s been 4 months and I’ve forgotten about all this story.Call again means this counterparty.
Q. Are you in place?
I-Yes
I am coming in
I came and brought 3 to 0.75 absolute, cakes, some other snacks.
What kind of celebration is it? or what kind of celebration?
K-Thank you, and the men thank you and thank you.
My little girl “worked” with you.
Yes, but it didn’t work.
K-It's all the shit.He after that time as if they replaced him.Mom after meal began to say thank you.Ege wrote well, acted.Aue abandoned his.Humanly began to talk.Change the guy.What did you do with him?
I’m just talking ?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №153181
 20.10.2019
Mom, I am dating a man.
And who is he?
The postman Yuri.
and Jura? He could be your father!
Mother, age is just a number.
My daughter, you didn’t quite understand me.

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