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[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №22726
 20.11.2009
I am (14:12:41 19/11/2009)
Girl (11:12:23 19/11/2009)
I will be in a black hat and a black coat.
Girl (11:12:32 19/11/2009)
In black pants and black shoes.
The Girl (11:12:35 19/11/2009)
With a black bag.
I am (11:12:58 19/11/2009)
What about the hair? 😉 😉
The Girl (11:13:08 19/11/2009)
I have a penalty.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №22725
 20.11.2009
When there is nothing to talk about, they talk about the weather, when there is nothing to be proud of, they are proud of age, when there is no one to love, they love loneliness.

[ + 85 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22724
 20.11.2009
Friends told me.
On the inscenation of medieval battles (battle 100 on 100). We should have been “dead” for a while. Next to us sits a healthy guy and with an ordinary needle with a thin thread sheets a broken top to bottom calcutta. We noted for ourselves that it would be easier to take the thread or attach it with a wire, because it will not hold in battle. Having sewn the collar, he dressed it on himself, painted and was obviously pleased. After that, the guy started repairing the shield, which was broken a decent piece. To do this, he took a piece of bread, chewed it and glued the missing part onto that pulp, carefully grinding the cracks. He was satisfied again and went to the starting position of the battle. Our curiosity had no limits, we had to go from the "deadmen" to the spectators.
On different sides of the field there were two "hateful" crowds, and on the sides there was a considerable number of spectators, including us.
On the side between the rows was a small hill, on which we saw the same guy in a tailored collar. The Signal of the Beginning
“Battle” from the hill a wild scream, which everyone instantly turned their heads and saw...
A guy with a wild swing bites and throws a piece of glued shield with his teeth, the shield itself flies to the other side. He breaks the calcutta in half, breaks out the sword that flaps from the ground and, waving over his head with a victorious cry, moves toward the enemy. To our surprise, this "battle" ended - seeing the hero, the soldiers rushed back and forth, losing shields and swords along the way.
After the soldiers came to feel, everyone long laughed at the successful tactics of the hero. This is a psychological attack!! to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №22723
 20.11.2009
Brewer Günter Stoltz has long dreamed of visiting Russia. Some things surprised him, some annoyed him, and some were just stolen from him.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №22722
 20.11.2009
You have never noticed that watching the parking lot near your house from the balcony, it fucking resembles an old good tetris.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №22721
 20.11.2009
Fuck... a friend’s name... gave me a keyboard for a hundred backs... I’m now over it I’m afraid...

[ + 77 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22720
 20.11.2009
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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №22719
 20.11.2009
Captain Evidence was very pleased when he was asked to say a toast.

[ + 108 - ] Comment quote №22718
 20.11.2009
History of life.
I was looking for some work. I went to the site and chose what I wanted. And there was only the operator's number (only then I realized that he didn't take the phone). I googled her name and the name of the organization, he gave me her mobile phone, I called her. What I will get an answer.
You are a great guy, because you have to find them. The first task has been successfully completed, we are waiting for you for an interview.
P.S I just fell into the precipice.)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №22717
 20.11.2009
Amenofus: Have we won? Okay well! But we are the best in the world to fight mat...especially after such matches.
Matmaster =D

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №22716
 20.11.2009
XXX: I want to sleep
YYY: What is hindering it?
XXX tomorrow is the weekend.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №22715
 20.11.2009
XXX: Off music
Does anyone have a new Ramstein? Can you listen to me? :)

YYY : on :
Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Thou thou! Breath of breath! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
The NIHT! DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Pussy to Pussy! Breathe the breath! DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! The Gemach! DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! The Tinker! by Geshlossen!! The DRRRRR!

Not in the voice today.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №22714
 20.11.2009
I feel like a bridge in St. Petersburg.
YYY :?
I am also constantly divorced.

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