EDRO - it is like "House-2", has a wild rating, but none of the people I know (and people they know) do not help this rating. The Magic (

by MEIL ROU

Question: What toys are now in the Happy Mill at McDonald’s?

Obesity and stomach cancer

By Small :)

Most often meet people with accessories from PRADA, CC, Armain, Birkin bags can be in the router.

Foreign History
In "In contact" I am in a group of items by name and name.
We gathered together to meet for a beer. Increased
23 of people. When they were already drunk, they stumbled on menta.
You would see their faulty faces when they checked our documents!

A place for those who want to learn art.

1st If you see a dark background and all sorts of suffering on the face, it is Titian.
2nd If on the picture wattachenny ass and cellulite even in men
Don’t worry, it’s Rubens
Three If the men in the picture look like woolish cuddly babes or just Italian pedics - this is Caravaggio. He painted once and a half times. In the next picture - a woman - Gorgonian
Medusa of Arutyunovna. Why she looks like Johnny Depp - a mystery cleaner than the smile of Monylise
4 is If there are a lot of little people in the painting – Braille
5 is A lot of small people + a small incomprehensible one - Bosch
6 is If you can easily draw a pair of thick-shaped amours and sheep to the painting (or they are already there in different configurations), without breaking the composition - it can be: a) Bush b) Watto
7 is Beautiful, all naked and figures like bodybuilders after drying -
by Michelangelo
8 is You see a dancer, you say Degas. You say Dega, you see a dancer.
9 is Contrast, sharp and all have thin bearded faces.
by El Greco
10 is If everyone, even aunt, looks like Putin, it’s Van Dijk.
All of.
by Pi. by Sy.Monet - spots, Manet - people

Electronic pillow against snoring
The soft shell has an automatic system that monitors the sound level and oxygen level. Monitoring is provided by sensitive sensors. As soon as the toy realizes that a person is snoring, the sleeping person gets a lap on his face. Per the snoring person will not wake up completely, but the snoring will stop.

The hernia that prevents sleep.
He who snores at night is also a snoring that prevents sleep.

XHH: What are you doing?
I admire my pumped body!and :)
Are you back in photoshop again?

I went to a friend to get drunk. He gave out:
Everything goes here... Then the liver disappears.

From Habr:
What has pornography done you? When I was 11 years old, I didn’t do anything bad. He still rejoices.

Shprd100: Can I ask you one question?
Fusekey: You can, and you just put it in.
Shprd100: fuck, can you two?
Fusekey: This was the second ><

White House denies having links to UFO

Bill Clinton also initially denied contact with Monica

When a girl thinks what to give her boyfriend for her birthday, she always has one very nice, and completely free gift in stock.

The four-dimensional ass is a multitude of three-dimensional asses wrapped into each other in such a way that for beings with a three-dimensional perception of the world (such as Homo Sapiens), it is always turned with a hole toward the viewer, no matter from which side you look.
Compared to such a ass, the usual ass is just a small trouble :-)))

XXX: I can’t fuck it.
YYY: what is it
XX: Do you know the silver?
WOW: well
xxx: they decided yesterday with ninja to play a role-playing game, like she - linux, and he is a user
XHH: These dudes compiled the kernel all night, because ninja became curious about what Linux is.

Checked, if the girl standing on your back screams "Hey, beautiful!" turn absolutely ALL the girls.

The males of some breeds of monkeys measure their members in order to prove to the competitor who is the coolest. Do you still believe in Darwin’s theory?

My grandmother burned yesterday. I came home in the morning from a friend and asked her to wake me up at 2 a.m. I wake up at 4 o’clock.
I: Grandma, why didn’t you wake up?
A guy called you. I said you are sleeping. I asked to wake you up or not. He replied that it was not necessary. I did not wake up.
I never found anything to say to her after that.

Slayer: There was no meaningful post from Vanson in the section
B_A_H_C_O_H: What about the post where I called you a deer?

I had a culture lecture today. The teacher explained the benefits of same-sex marriages. What my neighbor’s fellow fellowship caught me.

Den
It’s hard, almost impossible, to notice the moment when the sun finally rises, the flower rises, and when you stop smiling from a new monitor every dust and leave drops of fat and fingers dry in dust.