In 1C, 2 commands are missing: "Maybe" and "Anyhow", as well as one error message: "Well, I couldn’t!"

[10:03:36] xhhh: zch about op address)
[10:03:39] xxx: op*
[10:03:43] WOW: op
[10:03:44] xxx: fucking fucking
[10:03:46] WOW: op
[10:03:48] wow: op
[10:03:50] xxx: op gangnam style

I am still on my heels.
She made her hair beautiful.
Wife: My boyfriend in the subway helped me cross our branch
Wife: Then I’ll tell you what we talked about.
I: Why are the guys clinging to you, and you are still talking to them?
I don’t want to communicate with people anymore.
I: Valley, I am sometimes stunned by the irrationality of your thinking. What you can do, I cannot.
Because you are playing and I am not.

In connection with this comrades on the game I name both on the phone and everywhere on the game race.Yesterday I forgot the phone at home.I end up coming home from school,woman from the threshold asks a quite normal from the point of view of an adequate person question:"Dear,you were called and written by the Imperial Guard,Demon of Chaos and some Grey Knight,interested in meeting.And Black Templar and Space Wolf called Skype with questions about the exchange of chain swords and plasma for some shit.I and mom worry about your new hobby,so my mom will come to the weekend to talk to you..."

Well, why can a 5-year-old beaten to get a mind-mind, and a 25-year-old girl for the same purposes can not?

News from VK:

He is!
We took Carlos Zeballos on board.
Now he reads lectures with us =) Every Tuesday and Thursday!

The Stone:
I read the last 3 times until I finally realized that there is no letter 'a' after 'z' ))

came to visit. It was hot, he took off his sweater and put it in the chair where the cat was sleeping. I wear cat fur everywhere. Call the owner:
“Listen, let me put on a sweater now, and then you will drive me with a glue roll?”
that :
You have a strange fetish!
Here are the rides :-/

Imagine the perfect child now 😉
Well, which type of self wakes up at 7 in the morning, such goes washing, brushing teeth, sitting down and eating cabbage.
Then it wakes me...

As I grew older, I began to realize that explanations based on stupidity and greed give a much smaller average square error from reality than conspiracy.

222: so "manifest lies", and not "secret lounge"? :>

xxx:on all these sites you just need to indicate which specific position you are applying for. The type "converter of virgin female penguins that peeled out in the high year". Why can't you just write "a girl with a higher humanitarian education looking for a job in Minsk.ideal secretary option for bosses who have jealous wives (thick) or office manager in a purely male team (bake delicious cookies)"???? and :(
yyy: ))))))))) you forgot to "intently not offer" ;)
xxx: there is "the thick" ;)

From a letter from a user to Microsoft:
Let you, comrades, dream of a penguin breaking your window with an apple!

XXX: The redhead is sweeter
YYY: It would seem, just two mistakes, and as a phrase it played!

This morning on the radio: Nine Russians are still unable to leave the airport bla bla bla. Among them is a child and a pregnant woman.

From the questioner:
Are Buratino and Pinocchio brothers?
YYYYYYYYYYYYY The woodlanders!

In the work "added optimism". All medical policies are being changed and, while new policies are being made, they have been issued temporarily. The temporary policies are valid until 21.12.2012.

The radio. We are talking about strange names. A message from the listener. "I work with a Tajik man named Husnim. The name of the day".

Ivan: There was a niche conflict of interest with the transition to personality.
Darya: and the bird-fish-fish-tissue conversation did not try? Type: "You are a fucking fool! Look at it! This is not the day!"

What will we go to the cinema?
What is there?
Monday is dark, Tuesday is dark, Wednesday is dark.
The darkness? O_O
– No
A man’s day?
On Wednesday the multicolors. Yes, it is Men’s Day.

Yandex.Probks are all shit! Here is the really in-demand service would be Yandex.Workers_Sberbank! Because it is not so easy from the first time to find a worker Sberbank ATM.

The manager enters the office:
"Who knew that this rubbed Rostov Kremlin is located in the Yaroslavl Region of O.O."