When I was 6 years old, my grandmother and I went to the store for food. We approached the shelf, there was a row of several people. One of my aunts said to my grandmother, “What a beautiful granddaughter!” I, not long in the bag, take off my shorts with the cowards and say, “I’m a grandson!“”

I was on a train with a man and his son. He was the brother of a famous Olympic champion and an army athlete. Unpleasant but quite adequate. But here the son... I had the impression that he was just insane. Dad came out, he asked me for something, and in a command tone. I became funny listening to the demands of a ten-year P&D. Then he approached and struck me on the cheek, saying, “When I say it, it must be done.” I took him and pushed him in the face. He normally pushed, so he flew on his shelf and knocked his head at the wall. Until the end of the trip, I looked at me with the sight of oh@e­ enot.

I do not regret.

I started dating a girl, it’s been about a month and that’s what we sit in the evening, watching the series.

I: I argue for a maximum of 7 attempts, guess the number of your sexual partners before me?

D: Let it go

I: (Decided to stick) More than 50 or less than 50

D: more

He who has nothing to be proud of is proud of the past, but not of his own and, moreover, of those who never existed.

Mom wrote today:
"I tell you: runs through the yard, bending the back of a bunch of cats - six pieces. One of them is strangely jumping. I look at it and only after five seconds I realize that the dog is smaller than the same cats. It was just rushing, as a male bass was spreading behind her back: "Anatolius! Anatoly, stay away from cats! I told you for a long time, you will not die by your own death.“”

On June 14, it was 158 years since Alois Alzheimer was born. Of course, nobody remembered...